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Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus
Wife: what do you mean?
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
Wife: "That's AWESOME, if you do that I'll also do like Mary.
Husband: What do you mean?
Wife: Show up pregnant untouched by my husband.
Husband stayed home all Easter.
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