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MuMM: Make up My Mind!
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**Joke**
created @ 02/7/2007 07:44 am
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A woman walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist that she needs cyanide. "what do you need cyanide for?" the pharmacist asked. "To poison my husband" the woman responds. "Ma'am I can not sell you cyanide to poison you husband". The women shuffles through her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. "well this changes everything" the pharmacist says. "you never told me you had a prescription.
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