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created on 11/09/2006  |  http://fubar.com/joke/b22926

Fairy tails

there is a couple who are 65 yrs young and go out to dinner for thier 30th wedding anniversary while they are at thier table a little fairy pops in and says to congrat you to on all your yrs togther thru the good times and the bad times i am going to give you both one wish . The wife is so happy she says a want a romantic cruise around the world . So the fairy wavws her magic waund and puff two tickets for a romantic cruise around the world pop into the womans hand . Now the fairy tells the man it is his turn , the man thinks and turns to his wife and say sorry honey but this is a once in a life time oppertunity and wishes for a woman who is 20 yrs younger than he is ........the wife bows her head and starts to cry the fairy says ok i promised you your wish so the fairy waves her waund and poff the man was 85 yrs old.........

Jokes

A little boy is pulling hie little red wagon down the street in front of a church where the pastor is standing outside , when the boy gets in front of the church a wheel falls off his wagon , the boy says god damn it , the pastor says bot dont say god damn it say god help me . The second day the boy is in front of the church with his wagon and two wheels fall off the wagon and the boy says god damn it again , and the pastor says boy plz dont say god damn it say god help me . The third day the boy is once again in front of the church and three wheels fall off his wagon the boy is getting upset and says god damn it , the pastor says plz young boy dont say god damn it say god help me . The fourth day the boy is pulling his wagon by the church and all four wheels fall off his wagon , the boy looks discusted and says god help me ........all four wheels pop back on the wagon and the pastor says god damn it...........

walls

We have but one life , we have but one heart , we are born into this world alone and frighten . The life we are given is the life of hope , the life of love , the life of careing , the life of giving , the life of hope . As we get older many loose part of the life we are givin , sometimes it is lost from the pain we must endure while walking lifes long hard roads . Our hearts were tender once our souls were full of hope , but lifes hard roads turns them hard turns them cold . Our once filled life of love , hope , careing , giveing becomes lost . lost behind all the walls that we build protect our most charrished memorys of when life was good . But to me by doing that we lose all that life has given us we lose our sence of giving back what we were givin our walls protect us from knowing the true meaning of love . I may have a wall or two myself but i refuse to let lifes hard roads take from me what i have to give to others , which is hope that we all can give life to each other by simply giving the hope of love the hope of careing . plz lets not loose the life we were givin for once it is gone all there is nothing but darkness and once that is here we want know what hard roads can really be till we walk down the dark roads behind our walls .
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