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74 Year Old · Male · From Baton Rouge, LA · Joined on February 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 1st · 4 referrals joined!
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74 Year Old · Male · From Baton Rouge, LA · Joined on February 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 1st · 4 referrals joined!
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MY NAME IS JOE MURPHY AND I AM A PRO PHOTOGRAPHER WHO LIVES IN BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA. I AM 58 YEARS OLD AND I AM FOR REAL. I DO NOT PLAY GAMES. MY WIFE LEFT ME 8 YEARS AGO SO I AM SINGLE AND FINALLY DIVORCED AFTER 8 YEARS OF CELIBACY BECAUSE IF I HAD DONE ANYTHING SEXUALLY IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ADULTERY AND I AM A CATHOLIC. I HAVE A 32 YEAR OLD SON WHOM I DO NOT CORRESPOND WITH BECAUSE HE IS VERY SELF-CENTERED AND HE IS A PROFESSIONAL RACER AND I DO NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS. IN 2005 I WENT TO A HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTORS MISTOOK ME FOR ANOTHER PERSON WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME AND HE IS CRAZY AND PSYCHOTIC. THEY PUT ME IN THE HOSPITAL THINKING I AM CRAZY AND THEY RUINED MY BUSINESS AND MY LIFE. WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL A WOMAN I TRUSTED STOLE EVERYTHING OUT OF MY HOME AND ALL OF MY MONEY AND RUINED MY CREDIT. I AM NOW TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO RESTART MY BUSINESS, BUT, THE DOCTORS GAVE ME MEDICINES THAT GAVE ME A CONDITION CALLED TARDIVE DYSKINESIA WHICH MAKES ME TALK VERY FUNNY. I MAINLY PHOTOGRAPHED WEDDINGS AND BRIDES DO NOT WANT A PHOTOGRAPHER WHO CANNOT TALK CORRECTLY. AS IT STANDS NOW I AM COLLECTING MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND I AM SUING THE DOCTORS FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS. IN MY SPARE TIME NOW I AM ONLINE OR WATCHING TELEVISION ESPECIALLY MOVIES AND I AM UNABLE TO DRIVE MY CAR RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT IS BROKEN AND IT COSTS SO MUCH TO GET IT FIXED. THE CAR I HAVE IS A GEO TRACKER AND IT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR WHICH IS RED. I LOVE THE BEACH AND THAT IS WHY MY FAVORITE VACATION SPOT IS THE PACIFIC COST IN COSTA RICA. WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN I THINK THEY ARE GOD'S GREATEST GIFT TO MEN AND I APPRECIATE THEM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF. MY ABILITY TO TREAT A WOMAN WELL IS ONE OF MY BEST ATTRIBUTES. ONLINE I HAVE MET SO MANY SCAMMERS AND I HAVE HAD SEVERAL SEND ME COUNTERFEIT CHECKS AND MONEY GRAMS WHICH I HAVE TURNED OVER TO THE F.B.I. WITH THE HOPE THAT THEY WILL CATCH THE WOMEN AND PUT THEM IN JAIL. IF SOMEONE WERE TO SEND ME ROSES I WOULD HOPE THEY WERE WHITE. THE SMELL OF ROSES ON A WOMAN IS THE BEST FRAGRANCE IN THE WORLD. IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

74 Year Old · Male · From Baton Rouge, LA · Joined on February 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 1st · 4 referrals joined!

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