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Sorry in advance to my friends that aren't interested in politics... Click "Back" now. I received this as an email, and other than "Cleaning it up a bit" from the C/P process, I've not altered it in any way.
New Pissed Off Party (POP)
It's not Democrat, not Republican, not Independent. It's called the "PISSED OFF PARTY" (or POP). This party is dedicated to vote every incumbent out of office in the next elections.
If you're Democrat, vote Democrat. Just don't vote for the incumbent. If you're Republican, vote Republican. Just don't vote for the incumbent and so on. We need to send a message to all politicians that we're tired of their B.S..
If the country votes out all of the incumbents, the new incoming politicians will get the message. It's pretty simple. Nobody needs to change parties and let's face it, there's plenty of blame to spread around. A few good politicians will lose their job but they probably have better retirement and insurance then 95% of the American public.
You've had to struggle for the last 5 years. Some of you have lost your job and may be working in some other sector just to feed your family. I guarantee you, none of them will suffer like this country has. If you like what is going on and this is a bad idea, Click "Back".
But if you're fed up and think this is a good idea, then repost this bulletin.
Read this part from an irritated Senior!!! This should be read and understood by all Americans...Democrats, Republicans,
EVERYONE!!!
To all 535 voting members of the Legislature; it is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:
A. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
B. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
C. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
D. The War on Poverty was started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right. $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.
E. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
F. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
G. The Department of energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees and a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while over spending our tax dollars. AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM? IT'S NOT ABOUT THE NEED FOR GOOD HEALTH CARE, IT'S ABOUT TRUSTING THE GOVERNMENT TO RUN IT!
What is the single largest item in your house?
My couch
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
Not at all
What color is your bedroom?
Gray, black, and blue
What type of computer mouse do you use?
Logitech
What is your earliest memory?
Nixon's resignation
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?
I dove off a 95 foot cliff... Many times.
Do you take vitamins?
No
When did you first become interested in sex?
I'm a GUY! At BIRTH!
Do you like to color inside the lines?
I make my own lines.
What do you have set as your home page?
Yahoo.
Do you have your own radio?
Yup.
Where would you hate to have to work?
McDonald's.
Who is on your speed dial?
Nobody
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?
Candles
How much money did you spend today?
I'm about to go to the local farm and spend $5 for two dozen eggs that just came out from under the chickens this AM.
What are you sitting on right now?
Barstool.
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
Who doesn't?
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
If I would have done it' I'd have hair right now.
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
Yup. A straight razor too... I still have the scar.
How big is your bed?
Full
Do you like the smell of axe?
I wear it daily.
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?
Cherry
Have you ever seen a volcano?
Not an active one.
What is the best halloween costume you have ever worn?
Drag.
What kind of soap do you use?
Irish spring sport.
Can you snowboard?
No, but I do volunteer to teach under-privileged kids how to ski.
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?
I can't count that high.
What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time?
$55,000
Do you understand how telephones work?
Intimately.
Do you write notes on your body?
I'm not THAT stupid!
What is the prominent color in your closet?
Black
What is sitting next to you right now?
A half-full beer.
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
No. Is this Dana????
Do you own any really old video game systems?
Does PS 2 count?
Are you good at baking?
I cooked in 3 restaurants, but I don't bake.
Have you ever made your own clothing?
Nope.
How many doors does your house have?
What, outside? 2...
Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops?
Tootsie
Do you sneak into movie theatres?
nope
Are you a really fast text messager?
Dont text
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?
Until it broke, my Dad's LIVESTRONG bracelet.
Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
Combination of the two.
What was your first job?
Worked at Bradlees dept store.
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?
Don't care, as long as it's cold.
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
Solid black.
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
Yup.
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?
NOTHING!
Do you believe that animals have souls?
Not a chance.
What word/phrase do you find really annoying?
"Green"... Because it's rapidly becoming the new religion.
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?
Nope
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?
nope
What is the longest you can wait patiently?
Depends on what I'm waiting for.
Ever been under anesthesia?
Yup.
Are your fingernails long or short?
I just cut them, but since I quit biting them, they can get kinda long at times.
Are you afraid of bright colors?
No.
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
I've been called gay, but never accused.
Can you tell people honest things to their face?
I wouldn't be a good friend if I didn't.
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?
They're both flavorless mush.
Do you own a kite?
nope
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa?
Hahaha yeah
What do you think of clothing for pets?
It's cruelty to animals.
True story.
Humiliation is cruel too.
Do you tend to want things you cannot have?
I'm happy with what I have, yet still strive for more.
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?
Absolutely. It's not your aptitude, but your attitude, that determines your altitude.
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?
My earliest memory was Nixon resigning, and when I asked why, Mom said "Because he did bad things".
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
What hair?
Who do you think should play you in a movie?
Somebody with no future as an actor.
Would you ever kill someone?
I don't want to, but I would to save an innocent life.
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Solids.
Do you dot your is and cross your ts?
Not really.
Are you double jointed in any way?
No, but I'm hoping to meet a woman that is!
What kind of super power do you wish you had?
I don't waste time thinking about such things.
Are you easily offended?
Never.
How often do you watch the news?
2 hours in the AM and 2 hours in the PM. I also listen to various opinions on talk radio so that I may be best informed.
Do you have nightmares very much?
No. But I rarely remember my dreams- Good or bad.
Which power ranger was your favorite?
There was more than one?
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?
I saw it in the theater- I was scared shitless.
Have you ever cried to get away with something?
No. I'm not a cunt.
What do you think of feminists?
Angry dick-hating sexists.
Are you friends with anyone famous?
Yes
Do you lack common sense sometimes?
Never. It's my most valuable possession.
Are you afraid of snakes?
No.
Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Yes
How hot do you like the water in your shower?
Slightly warmer than cold.
Do you ever walk around your house naked?
Doing it now.
What is your favorite art form?
Music.
Do you want to be bilingual?
No.
My Great Grandparents came here to BE Americans, not just to live in America- The day they moved into their first apartment, My Great-Grandfather forbade the speaking of Italian in his house, ao thay they all could practice their English.
Is energy wasted on little kids?
In what way?
Do you lie to make people feel better?
Never. And I hope they'd treat me the same.
How many times a day do you look at the clock?
multiple
Do you like to organize things?
Yes
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when youre older?
Smile lines already exist.
Do you floss your teeth every day?
Not EVERY day...
Do you like the game red rover?
I haven't played in 35 years, but I think it's "Too violent" for the delicate little flowers parents are raising these days.
Which is better, thick crust or thin?
Thin
How good are you at keeping secrets?
I'll keep a secret until I'm in my grave.
What stupid little thing really stresses you out?
Stupid things don't stress me out.
Can you remember what you wore yesterday?
Short skirt, High heels and- WAIT, ummm... No?
Which Disney parks have you been to?
Both US locations
What do you think the drinking age should be?
If 18 is old enough to die in war, it's old enough to have a beer.
Do you like to wear socks?
I don't mind.
What is the last cartoon you watched?
South Park.
What does your bed comforter look like?
Black, Gray, Charcoal and off white- in stripes and patches.
Hiya gang,
Many of you may know that I'm an avid cyclist, and you also may know that I've spent the last 15 years associated with the New England Classic- A bicycle tour to benefit the American Diabetes Assn.
http://www.newenglandclassic.org
The economy has out the ADA in a tough spot- Increase income, or cut costs... Tough to do with 10% unemployment... So, the only option we can come up with is, to get more riders...
Do you know someone that rides a bicycle for exercise? For fun? For charity events? If so, PLEASE forward them the link above...
There's a lot of kids at "Camp Carefree" that need a hero-
I can't imagine letting the kids go without the education they learn about living with type 1 or 2 diabetes and saying "Sorry, the economy was bad..."
PLEASE, if you know somene that rides, send them that link... It'll only take a second...
Thanks in advance!
Gearman
