I get it, guys can be pervs. Don't worry about me acting like that, and unless we have a connection I won't be using pet names. I guess I'm a bit slow when it comes to this but I'm still learning about fubar and how it works, so please bear with me. In the end I would like to find a woman, near me, I'll be the big spoon and she will be the little spoon, a hand holding world class cuddler. But I'm not stupid, I know that's not going to happen on here or any other website as I have tried pretty much all of them. Thanks for reading and don't be afraid to message me!
Don't worry, I won't chase you around with dick pics. Nobody wants to see that. And I won't ask you for nudes, believe it or not, I am somewhat familiar with female anatomy. I am aware of the fact that I am not attractive which makes me a target for scams. I have seen every scam known to man so please don't bother trying. It bothers the shit out of me that every day, in real life, I see beautiful women with illiterate, uncaring, unemployed or otherwise scummy doucherocket men. Yes, I understand looks and popularity go a lot farther than anything else on this planet so I can only sit back and watch. Seemingly never getting anywhere in life. Thanks for reading, feel free to check back when you like as I may change, add to or alter this part whenever.
Another Rant: It pisses me off to no end, that everyone who stabbed me in the back, walked all over me or otherwise just shit on me gets everything they want handed to them on a silver platter. Without even trying. Yet I put myself out there, go the extra mile and love hard just to get kicked in the stomach. This isn't a plea for sympathy or pity me, I'm beyond that. Karma is a lie, made up by fiction writers to make people "feel better" about things. I have lost faith entirely.
I guess I am like a moped; lots of fun until your friends see you.