SexyPanda's blog: "Info"

To anyone who cares... I posted 2 pics of me in my folder called "my tats and me" feel free to look XOXOXOXO

So you want the day off.Let's take a look at what you are asking for ....... There are 365 DAYS per year available for work. There are 52 Weeks per year in which you already have 2 Weeks days off per week leaving 261 DAYS available for work. Since you spend 16 Hours each day away from work,you have used up 170 DAYS,leaving only 91 DAYS available. You spend 30minutes each day on coffee break that accounts for 23 DAYS each year,leavingonly 68 days available for work. With a 1 Hour lunch period each day,you have used up another 48 DAYS leaving only 22 DAYSavailable for work. You normally spend 2 DAYS per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 DAYS available for work. We offer 5 HOLIDAYS per year ,so you available working time is down to 15 DAYS. We generously give you 14 DAYS vacation per year which leaves you only 1 DAY available for work and I'll be DAMNED if you're going to take that day off!!!!

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."

Girl Facts: When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever Guy Facts: When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

I was tagged by Dragon of Xxxtasy Each player of the game starts with 6 weird thigs or habits,and state this rule clearly,choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and check your blog for details. It's fun!! 1.I get stress out easy. 2.I like unicorns. 3.I like it when I make good friends to talk to. 4.I eat in the middle of the night. 5.Sometimes I cry myself to sleep. 6.I enjoy reading romance books. I will let the ppl know who they are ...thank you

I have made a new folder with some angels pics ..anyone can look at them ...enjoy