I Love You
I love you. From the moment I first laid eyes on you, I knew you were the one for me. Now that I have you, all I want to do is be with you all the time. Walking hand in hand, together, we enjoy each other’s company. And we fight the ones who get in our way. How I’ve longed for you all my life. You mean the world to me.
I love you. From the moment we part in the late hours of the afternoon, until the next time I see you, all I think is you. You are constantly on my mind... the fun memories we had, the unpleasant memories we had, they keep coming back to me when we're apart.
So powerful, so fierce, everyone moves back to give you space. And yet, holding you gently and not squeezing you tight, yes, that’s how you like to be held. I hold you the way I would hold a tiny sparrow and I will never let go of you. It feels so nice when I put my hands around you. Gentle strokes, I try to feel you intensely. I have so much passion for you.
I close my eyes and try to imagine how you’d want to be handled…slow and easy at first, to and fro, then faster and stronger. And when you’re ready, you let yourself go and we both feel the rush, the satisfaction, all that energy released by an animal so greatly feared!
Oh what a feeling I get when you show off your strength like that. I understand when sometimes you don’t give your best, and it’s my fault, for not being too careful with you. I am sorry. It’s just that, sometimes, there are other things on my mind. I get bothered by negative thoughts. And I know it affects you so much. You can feel my fear and it shows, when you do your thing.
I love you. I will take care of you. I will protect you. I will cover you. I will make sure that not one scratch touches your face. You have such a wonderful face. You have such a nice firm sexy body, so smooth to touch and yet so strong…so stiff, and yet, so sensitive. One wrong move I make and you get angry and go wild, like a beast that’s been beaten badly and goes as far as possible away from me in a not so distant direction.
Everyone admires you. You are so popular. Everyone wants to have you. I never knew we’d be good together. I am glad I gave you a chance. I know it’s unfair that I chose you over the other. But I could not resist you. You give me more pleasure and satisfaction. You give me a natural ‘high’ that no other drug can give me.
I love you. You give me so much joy and happiness. I will hold on to you for as long as I can, for as long as you don’t break.
Thank you for being there for me. You are the love of my life, my precious Taylor Made R7 driver.
Now let’s hit the fairways and win some money. Let’s stroll along the pathways and say hello to everyone. Show them your strength. Show them your rage and hit my ball as far as you can. Hit it far, and hit it straight.
I love you too, my Taylor Made Rosa putter. Do not abandon me in times of need. I will hold you with my hands like a sleeping baby. So gentle a touch, so smooth a swing. Put my ball in the hole where it belongs and I will kiss your face like I’ve never kissed anyone before.
I have so much passion for the golf. Can’t you tell?
