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Bored I need to find sum kind of life! Anyone with any idea's? maria

Would you kiss me? [_] Hell Yea [_] Yes [_] No [_] Maybe [_] already did Would you do me? [_] In an instant! [_] Yes [_] No [_] Maybe [_] you look to sweet to screw [_] already did Am I attractive? [_] Heck no [_] hot as Hell [_] Fine [_] Cute [_] Okay I think ur pretty [_] Sexy [_] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [_] Yes [_] No [_] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [_] Yes [_] No [_] maybe Would you rather.. [_] Hook up with me [_] Cuddle with me [_] Date me [_] Marry me [_] Friends What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [_] boxers [_] whitie tighties [_] thongs [_] granny panties [_] boy shorts [_] none On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [_] 1 [_] 2 [_] 3 [_] 4 [_] 5 [_] 6 [_] 7 [_] 8 [_] 9 [_] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [_] Yes [_] No What would you want me to be to you? [_] Friend [_] girlfriend/Boy friend [_] Friend with benefit [_] I want your number [_] Pretty/Cute [_] Hottie [_] Sexy [_] Gorgeous [_] Amazingly Beautiful [_] I'd take you home in a second [_] I'd make out with you right now [_] I'd Hit it [_] I love you,This is called the "Sex game".

A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex aids shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildos h-here ?" The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes ma'am. We do." The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked "D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb- bout th-this lon-ong?" "Well, yes ma-am, we do. We have several that size." Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is b-big ar-round- d?" "Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them are about that big." "D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?" "Yes ma'am, one of them does." "W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"

For those who may not know, I am pagan & today is the Winter Solstice. The longest day of the year. It is when then sun is furtherest from earth. This day has been celebrated for 10's of thousands of years, for after today begins the new cycle and when the sun begins it journey back to nurture us. To ancient pagans this day was called Yule so.. This is my little gift to everyone on Fubar in the true spirit of The solstice. I wish everyone a very happy Yuletide - Holidays!!! Yula (Old Norse for wheel of the year. Origin of Yule) As the wheel of this year grinds to its end. In these darkest days, we bond with our kin. Friends & all gather to feast, And offer gifts in this time peace. To brighten cheeks & warm our hearts, Strengthening the union of thy hearth. Lighting the Yule log of ash with ashes, Of yesteryears flame, as it flickers & flashes. For twelve hours with luck, it will burn. An ignite & alight on the very first turn. Bless'ed, Evergreen, Holly, & Mistletoe, In the dead winter, flora still lives & grows. Lovers may kiss under a sprig, Then share of cakes made from the fig, & as the essence of life & fertility lay low. We will deck the trees to make them glow, With tinsel, balls, & with candles. Warm flames cast shadows across our mantels. By Waes Hael, we will drink to be whole, Letting the spirits intoxicate our souls. Then, With gift toys & corn dollies, we will sing. & Divine the harvest of the coming Spring. And as the day has ended & is done, The Sun God has arrived & the king has come. Mother goddess gives birth to her son & grins, Then sets the wheel into motion again. By Marq Hall 05 Copyrighted All Rights Reserved (This poem I wrote is steeped in the ancient traditions that we still practice today, like decorating trees in the dead of winter to honor the miracle of life in these harsh conditions. Share an bond with all that you hold dear... for this is the time to show you care.. & for new beginnings. HAPPY HOLIDAYS) *To those that think I am lame for posting a poem, Hugs an I love you too LOL <3) Bless'ed Be All.. All My Best To You & Yours ‰„Ma„‘Q v.2.0 @ fubar ‰„Ma„‘Q v.2.0 @ fubar

(repost of original by '‰„Ma„‘Q v.2.0' on '2007-12-21 08:59:55') (repost of original by '۞Stang۞FU BAD B!TCH ۞Owner Of Centerfolds۞2nd Alarm Hottie۞' on '2007-12-21 09:58:25')

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began, Without word, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar And proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table And poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the Empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - God, family, children, health, friends, and Favorite passions - - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter Like your job, house, and car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, You will never have room for the things that are important to you. So... Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play With your children. Take time to get medical checkups.

From: FINDSTACYPETERSON Date: 23 Nov 2007, 02:26


A Beautiful Young Mother Of Two




Devoted To Making Her Children's Lives Happy




Children Always Came First, No Matter What




She Treated Every Child As If They Were Her Own




Her Children Went With Her Wherever She Went




Her Children Are What Brought Her Happiness




Cassandra Her Beloved Sister Believes Something Has Happened To Her




And Is Determined To Find Her




Cassandra Wont Stop Searching Until Her Sister Is Brought Home