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Hurt for the Homeless?
created @ 07/11/2008 04:48 am
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so...
I drive a topless truck, and its great weather, so the top is off the truck.
I usually dont keep valuable things in it, but tonite i was in a hurry to get in the house.
IN MY DAMN DRIVEWAY (in the middle of country nowhere, no less!), someone climbed in and helped themselves to:

~ My dart case
~ My cue stick
~ My pack of smokes
~ My old sleeping bag.

the last item leads me to believe that I will be able to find the culprit sleepin beneath a tree, in the county park!

should I:
A> Take the dogs, and my large mag lite, and find my bag and start wailing on it, and let the dogs eat the scum that emerges?

or

B> set my truck out in the parking lot of said park, with a box of donuts in it, and hide in a bush with a sniper rifle???
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