"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart!" - Melanie Griffith
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." - Anonymous
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox!" - Woody Allen
The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." - Samuel Johnson
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"What do you get when you cross Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid!"
