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You have been PINCHED!! Today is PINCH BUTT DAY and baby you know you're sexy if you get pinched! GO ahead & start PINCHING send this 2 of all your sexy friends (even me) If you get 1-2 back your ugly 3-4 ok 5-6 damn 7-8 WOW! 9 HOT! HOT! HOT!
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