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she can no longer tell you all of her lies, the truth of her pain is decieved with one look into her eyes. under the cover of darkness,she is reduced to nothing,body shaking,with her crys. begging,pleading,demanding God to let her please die. as acidic tears scream down her face, and blade in hand,she'll make her own fate. not able to take one more day in this hellacious place. her world,has become,surrounded by the lies the pain the hate. she does not want you sympathy,for your tears she does not ache for all her whoes and sorrow,by her own hand she did create. tis now her time,to leave us behind,no.please.do not debate. cry for her?please dont.but miss her in all days. and learn from her mistakes,do not follow in her ways do not forget the laughs you shared or all the good times that you had. she'll live forever in your heart, thought from this world she must now part. she pushed away the help they offered,forced them all away. shackled by her fears alone in her room, knowing all to well her impending doom wanting,oh so badly,to cut her life short,by many many years. she puts blade to wrist,holding back her tears breathes in.breathes out. suppresses the overwhelming urge she sunddenly has to shout. breathes in.breathes out. PRESS IT HARDER!! YES,THATS IT!Now slide it smoothly down your arm it will be over soon,i promise,and you will be in no more harm. a puddle forms as blood drops to the floor, her body waits to be found beyond that locked bathroom door. shattered bruised and beaten,her soul is no more. life was just too hard,her will was just too weak. now her family buries her in the cold cold ground, forever they will weep....

OMFG!!! i soooo bored!!!

will sum1 plz cum and talk to me dammit!!!!?? im soo effin bored right now!!dammit!!!i cant sleep and theres nuthin on tv and im sooo sick of myspace i could scream!so yea just cum talk to me and save me from reading a book,as i have no good books to read and i hate reading the same book twice!!
im flattered behond belief that you think im hot or whatever,but i cant take how jugdmental you all are getting!just becuase i have sum ugly people on my friends list or commenting my pix,does not in any way mean that iam sleeping with them,like them sexually or want anything from them but mabye a friend.so stop sending me all these stupid msgs askin y this or that person is on my page,they are on my page because they asked to be my friend and y say no just because they are not attactive?i can learn things from ALL people,whether they are beautiful,or fugly.so just stop being stupid okk??!!?? oxox megan
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST 4 HOURS AGO. 5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT 6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 9. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US. 10. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY. 11. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 12. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 13. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?) 14. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." 15. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 16. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 17. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. 18. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
ok so i want everyone to leave me a comment and tell me what they think of me,i dont care if its good or bad...but plz dont be 2 mean! just leave me sum comments and ill be happy happy happy kk?? so yea that all i have to say... peace and luv oxoxox ~megan~ p.s. i just ate a bunch of shrooms....yay me!! hey can sum1 put alice in wonderland on???!!!?? plz!!

bored bored bored!!!!

im soooo bored im going to shoot myself in the foot just to have sumthin to do!!! wow i just dont even know what to do with myself....got any suggestons?i open to hear it all so help me out here people!!!!
well i told you a bit about me in my about me section,but heres a bit more. Im into pretty much everything,mostly because i try and find the fun in everythig i do,i like meeting new peeps and im a pretty big freak if you getto know me and stay on my good side....you dont want to be on my bad side,youd have more fun in hell than on my bad side!!hahaha i dont know much about this place yet but i like what ive learned so far..its such a big confidence boost when people tell you your a hottie...even if theyare strangers,its better that way,when your a stranger its purely physical,you think im hot because im hot not because im funny,quick witted,smart,smart-assed,and sometimes a bitch!!
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