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38 Year Old · Female · From Wheelersburg, OH · Invited by: Jahmekan · Joined on April 26, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 6th · 2 referrals joined!
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38 Year Old · Female · From Wheelersburg, OH · Invited by: Jahmekan · Joined on April 26, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 6th · 2 referrals joined!
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....10 Things I Hate About Everyone! 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 10 When people bitch because most stores dont carry sizes 5x.. Hello! its not the stores fault your fat and you dont do anything about it!....me
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38 Year Old · Female · From Wheelersburg, OH · Invited by: Jahmekan · Joined on April 26, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 6th · 2 referrals joined!
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    wow i havent been on here in a long ass time!! its changed so much!!

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  • Someone ⇒ Heff The Gnome
    I FUCKING MISS YOU!

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  • pooh bartender...Heff The Gnome
    I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes.Do it if you wanna know who your real love isi LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU,SEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU F'N LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU...............1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY3=PPL LIKE YOU4= PPL LOVE YOU

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  • Someone ⇒ Heff The Gnome
    im gonna be rude and im sorry if it offends but i could bang you all day long you are scrumptious xx

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  • Someone ⇒ Heff The Gnome
    HEY SEXY....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT U WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN U WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS 2 ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCKEN ROCK

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    HOTTT & SEXXXYHAVE A FANTASTIC DAYAND AN AWESOME NIGHT

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  • pooh bartender...Heff The Gnome
    http://www.myspace.com/awnestee08 ............. GO SHOW MY BABY GIRL SOME LOVE ON HERE FRIST SONG

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  • Someone ⇒ Heff The Gnome
    May your family share laughter, yoursongs always played. May your wishes come true even those left unprayed. (I was made stronger,knowing you as a friend.)

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  • Someone ⇒ Heff The Gnome
    You have just been blown a kiss! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxif you recieve1 - 3( ur sweet )3 - 6 ( ur cute )6 - 12 ( ur H0T!!!!)so start sending.--------------------------------------You have been considered ONE of the TEN SWEETEST FRIENDS on my friends list.Once you have been tagged, you have to tag TEN SWEET FRIENDS(including the one who sent it to U)and let them know they are SWEET!!""""""

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    iF SOME0NE HURTS y0UiLL KN0CK THE SHiT OUTTA THEMiF y0U TRy DRUGSiLL MAKE y0U ST0P F0R G0ODiF y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGEiLL B 0N THA GR0UND T0 CATCH y0UiF y0U CRyiLL CRyiF y0UR KiCKED 0UTiLL TAKE y0U iNiF y0UR DRUNKiLL TAKE y0UR KEySiF y0Ur W0RLD C0MES CRASHiN D0WNiLL B STANDiN RiTE NEXT T0 y0UiF y0U CRy CAUZ 0F MEiTS CAUZ i MADE y0U lAUGH T0O HARDiF y0U SM0kEiLL THR0W 0UT THA PACKWELL B FRIENDS F0R EVERKN0 MATTER WAT HAPPENZ BETWEEN US..JUST KNOW IM GONE BE DERE 4 U...SEND DIS TA ALL YOUR HOME BOYS AND HOME GIRLS U CARE BOUT..INCLUDIN ME IF U DO?"GOD*.*.*.OPENED* ...*.*. THE WINDOWS* * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN.*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME. (... *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED,..*(...) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR* ....(...) * . * . * .* *DREAM* .*.. *....* (...) * .*FOR.. *..(...). *....* .*TODAY?.* ... *.... * *. * . * .**I. * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED:__00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD,_0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE_0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE__0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON_____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT_______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING. * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS. * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE,* . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE* . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS* . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL!T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAYSEND THIS T0 ALL Y0UR FRIENDS& BACK TO ME, IF I AM 1.IF Y0U GET 7 BACK...Y0U ARE L0VED!1 = Y0U ARE A BAD FRIEND2-4 = Y0U ARE A OKAY FRIEND5-7 = Y0U ARE A G00D FRIEND

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Heff The Gnome
    go on classmates.com and search her graduation year..if you become a gold member you will be able to send her an email if she is a gold member then she will recieve the email..if she is not the she will get something stating your trying to reach her..i know all of this because i found my older sister after 21 yrs :) then i found out that she had a son..to whom i found through there also through his cousin. :) so two weeks ago i met my nephew for the first time..:) and he hasnt seen his mother since he was 9 he is now 20..now my sis also has a daughter ( which she ditched too..my mom and dad adopted her) to whom i introduced her to her brother a few weeks ago..i hope everything works out for you and good luck..

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