>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>16. You take naps.
>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>22. "I just can't drink the way" is used to replace "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
>Bonus:
>26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass
Glad to see I havent completly grown up yet.
