I'm a SLIder (people who affect electronic devices just by being close to them). If only I could do it intentionally instead of randomly, I would be the ruler of the world...but I'll settle for Cuba. I also corrode metal because, apparently, my sweat or the oil on my skin is too acidic. I've been blown up 3 times in my life, once in war, once in a car, and once by a fireworks mortar that I didn't know what supposed to be shot from the tube (I thought the dam thing was just there to hold them). I have seen what can only be explained by myself as a super shooting star. Both times was with the same friend...on top of the roof of his 'gym' which was merely a case ban with a basket ball court inside (rich motherfuckers). I looked more like a giant roman candle, but made no sound, was traveling WAY too fast, and didn't burn out. The second time it appeared, we were actually talking about how cool it was the last time we saw it. I'm a gaming, anime, manga, and internet junkie...as well as an amateur magician, juggler, actor, no-shit-professional-certified clown, former U.S. Marine, Discordian, Buddha-incarnate Zen Master, and ordained minister of the Universal Life Church.

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May contain explicit materials some viewers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Not recommended for children, other restrictions may apply. Some equipment shown is optional. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Approved for veterans. Package sold by weight, not volume. and your mileage may vary. Use lubrication liberally, first pull up, then pull down, repeat as necessary. Slippery when wet. Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or death. Reproduction strictly prohibited. The best safeguard is the use of a condom. Articles are ribbed for your pleasure. Safety goggles may be required during use, Sealed for your protection, do not use if safety seal is broken. Some assembly required. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform at participating locations only. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal, Shading within a garment, colors may, in time, fade. Use only in a well-ventilated are. Keep away from fire or flames. Keep cool. This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Keep away from pets and small children. Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse for a limited time only. 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