The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men
last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try
it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He
couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was
too open. He considered an
alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his
solution. On the way home from work,he pulled his truck over on the side of
the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the
truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to
orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his
mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man
replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because
your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
