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| Go Gitcha Momma |
created @ 03/2/2009 06:02 am |
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city > and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and > son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by > almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that > could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, > what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I > dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life. I ain't got > no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with > amazement, a heavy-set old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving > walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between > them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father > watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. > They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the > numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up > again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said Quietly to his > son. "Boy, go gitcha Momma."
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