I know you can;t read this bro, but I am soooooo sorry about your mom. Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. i wish there was something I could do...
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says,"Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies,"I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home.
Today is PINCH BUTT day and baby you know you sexy if you get pinched! GO ahead & start PINCHING send this 2 all ur sexy friends (even me) if you get 1-2u ugly, 3-4 ok, 5-6 damn, 7-8 wow, 9 HOT AS HELL
<--- This person would never hurt you<--- This person is a true friend<--- This person has your back<--- This person is always there for youI want you to know that you are amazing, & I love you to death.If I dont get this back, I understand.But I have a game for you.Once you read this comment, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.If you receive at least 7 back, then you are"Loved
about time for something new
