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| created @ 08/24/2009 12:21 pm |
| mum expired. [EVERYONE] |
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Help me make up my mind if this is funny to just me or if most think its funny too!
>> <> While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
>> limit), a
> woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
> other
> side lying in wait.
>
> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
>
> To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
>
> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>
> "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>
> The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
> rectum stretcher do?"
>
> "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
up to
> two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work
> from
> side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely
> stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
>
> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
>
> "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
>
> Traffic Ticket $95.00
>
> Court Costs. $45.00
>
> The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS |
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