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| created @ 01/29/2007 04:00 am |
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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man whos not a creep
One whos handsome, smart and strong
One whose willy is thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call, he doesnt wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash hes not annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man wholl make love to my mind
Knows what to say when I ask How bigs my behind?
One wholl make love til my bodys a twitchin
In the hall, the loo, the garden and the kitchen
I pray this man will love me no end
And never attempt to shag my best friend
And as I kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the shithead you sent me instead
Amen |
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