The Evil Monkey King's blog: "From the mind of The Evil Monkey King"

I don’t normally do it, but it was finally time to do it. I quit my job. I am not the type of person to quit a job without having something lined up, but even I have my limits. First off this was my job: Push carts of cooked fish around a floor that weigh between 250 to 300 pounds, eight hours a day. Basically I move around 250,000 pounds of fish a day. Forget the fact that any requests for assistance went virtually unheard and it started to mess my back up. Forget the fact that when I missed work due to the fact that my back was too strained to go in that the floor was run like shit. Forget the fact that upon returning everyone told me how happy they were to see me. The fact is this.... Upon confronting a fellow employee about a wise-ass drawing he did, informing him that I did not find it humorous and that it would be brought to the attention of my supervisor, he followed me to my work station from his yelling. I let that slide, informed my supervisor and went on doing my job. To me the situation was over and my supervisor could deal with it in his own manner. I continued to work for about twenty minutes when all of a sudden and for no reason, the "artist" stormed out of his work station in an absolute rage, screaming at the top of his lungs and punching things, all the while continually advancing towards me. I said nothing and place a few carts between him and I and tried to do my work. He continued forward so I moved placing my supervisor, another supervisor and a fellow employee between him and I. Still he came forward. NO SUPERVISOR’S SAID ANYTHING! My supervisor gave me a look like it was my fault when I had done nothing. When I asked my supervisor later what was going to be done about a fellow employee approaching me in such a violent and threatening manner, he stated "I talked to him." Again I asked what was going to be done and I was basically told "Nothing." I then went upstairs to the head of Human Relations. Her response: "I will look into it." Her conclusion "Nothing will be done." Now I come from the school of a "zero tolerance of violence" in the workplace. I feel that something needed to be done to show that that type of behavior is not tolerated. When nothing was done I saw no alternative but to quit. This was not the first time it had happened with this guy being overly aggressive with co-workers and I knew it would not be the last. Now comes the real fun. When I post this I am calling the Corporate headquarters in California to inform them as to what has happened. I’ll keep ya posted.

Ok so now that the fiasco with Phoenixxx Radio and the removal of me as a co-owner is over, I have returned. What happened was possibly best for the station.... By the way, anyone know what happened? Their lounge here is gone and their +chat room on the site seems to be dead.... Good thing removing me was for the best huh? Anyway, I am back on.... what is it this time.... Fubar? Seems like the perfect name LOL. Hopefully this time the name sticks. When I joined is was Lost Cherry. Then one day it was Cherry Tap. Now it is Fubar.... Is that some kind of play on where it's members where during the name change LOL. Anyway, I am back on and am toying with the idea of possibly starting my OWN station. No co-owners, fully funded by me, so no one can remove me as an owner for the betterment of the station (Again if it was for the better, please someone tell me where they are now). Love peace and chicken grease, The Evil Monkey King

DJ Monkey NUTZ So you decided to fight through the jungle to meet with The Monkey.... About Me- I'm just a fun loving, easy going guy. Best way to descibe me is as a "Nice Guy with an Evil side", henceforth my well known moniker as "The Evil Monkey King" My Quote: "It is better to Be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass" OTHER THINGS Style of music you play- Would have to say the genre I know best is the 80's. Anything from old school rap to hair bands. I also like rap, hip hop (YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE), house, techno, rock, and (YES) I have been known to rock out to Tchaikovsky and Bach (Classical for those who don't know). I guess you could say I listen to everything except gospel. Real Life Occupation- Business and one of the rarest and dirtiest jobs in America Hobbies- Playing my PS2, Listening to music, watching anime, dancing my ass off at clubs,fishing, camping, photoshop and morphing people's pics. Interest- Spending time with cool ass people, Idols- My mother. She passed away from MS and was the strongest person I have ever known. She taught me the true importance of telling people you love them before it is too late. Hero- Again, my mother first and foremost. Secondly, the troops that are out there protecting the freedoms of the nation I love so dearly. On that note I say two things...."Dislike the politics, but support the troops" and "If you can't stand behind them, please stand in front of them while I pass out the bullets." Likes- Chill people, animals, honesty and (I am a guy so I would be a liar not to add this) Beautiful women in bikinis. Dislikes- Liars, cheaters, RATS (as in snitches), people that abuse kids, terrorists (Cause they are cowards) people that complain about politics and DO NOT VOTE!!!!!, and animal abusers. Favorite Quote- "Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil..... HAVE NO FUN" Favorite Band Or Favorite Song "Come On Eileen - Dexie's Midnight Runners" and "Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats" Kids- None... And it's a good thing cause my mom cursed me and said they will be like me LOL Single/Separated/Married/Taken/Dating- Single.... There are reasons though JUST FOR KICKS Shoe Size- 10 1/2.... so you do the math LOL Boxers/Briefs- Both (I wear Boxer Briefs) Thongs/G's/Panties- Yes please.... Just leave them beside the bed when you take them off ;) Favorite Color- Black Favorite Animal- Tigers and Wolves Pet- None yet, but hopefully I can adopt a Tiger at the Tiger sanctuary I want to work at in Texas Favorite Actor/Actress- Brandon Lee (I LOVE The Crow) Coke/Pepsi- Neither unless there is Bacardi in them and then it doesn't matter after the fifth one. Favorite Drink- Coffee Favorite Alcohol Drink- my creation "Hair of the Monkey" (Let me know if ya want the recipe) Favorite Food- Almost any kind of Chinese food excluding seafood and yes I do use chopsticks Favorite Desert- Twist soft serve ice cream

Yup I guess it is that time again. Every once and a while, I just can't hold back and that time is now... WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN THINK THAT IF A GUY IS NICE, THOUGHTFUL and CARING that we are to much "Like a Brother" to date. FUCVK TNHAT. You fuckin women take us nice guys and turn us into assholes and then wonder what the fuck happened!!!! YOU are what the fuck happened. This is my solemn promise. The next woman that says "I loke you like a brother" is gonna get a fuckin' earful! And yes, I reserve the right to call her the "C-Word" because when a female says that, she might as well kick you in the fuckin balls!!!! There I feel a little better.... But not a lot.

YES!!!!! If there is one good thing about Maine, it is that this is where the UFC really got started. When I was a kid, the started the "Toughman Competiotion" which is now the UFC. So now we have fun.... This weekend, I get to see Matt Hughes in action as well as two local fighters in action (One is Marcus Davis who was on Ultimate Fighter and who sat behind me in Psychology class in high school). Basically Marcus will be fighting Timmy Nichola, both local boys and tough as nails. I am going with a friend who is a very good friend of Tim “The Maine-iac” Sylvia who is from Ellsworth. Yup. Let's face it... in Maine all there is to do is fight and fuck. I can hold my own in a fight, but let's face it..... Fucking is still more fun.

For those who have never seen the show "Dirty Jobs," let me tell you about it. The show showcases jobs around the country that are odd and usually have some dirt or undesirable aspect to them. Mike Rowe travels around and does these jobs with the people that actually do them. He has drilled for oil, checked cows for pregnancy and even made mud. Well Mike.... You haven't seen the worst. At this time I am on a cleaning crew. Doesn't sound to bad? Well the simple fact is that the place I clean just so happens to be a sardine factory. Yup... you read that right. I am cleaning a sardine factory. Let me tell you how my day goes. I wake up when the phone rings telling me what time to be there. The times vary from day to day from between 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. The entire crew drives for about an hour to the plant. Upon arrival, we put on our rain gear (pants, boots and a raincoat). To start the shift, we go shovel and pick dead fish up off the floor. On average there is at least three hundred pounds of it. We take all the sand sharks and pl;ace them in a separate area. From there, the real fun begins... Using large hoses, we spray the machines down with a salt water bath to blow EVEN MORE fish out of the machines. Then using high pressure hoses with very hot water, we begin blowing the fish guts off the machine. Sound easy? Well this is where the rain suits come in. Imagine fish guts flying back at you in large amounts. The gear keeps it off the clothes and hair, but there is the occasional blast directly in the face. Trust me, there is not much in the world that beats a face full of fish guts to say "This fucking' sucks!" Now after the the cutting machines are clean, we once again pick fish off the floor again and begin cleaning the floor off, removing guts and heads where we find them. Well that part is done, so it's upstairs for the sorting machines, cookers and packaging areas. Packaging and cooking are usually not to bad. Cleaning the steamers and racks is simple. Packaging is only a bitch when they use jalapeños or mustard. The sorters is where I am.,.. The job requires me to pick every piece of fish, gut and scale off the machine. The worst part is crawling under the machine. There is so little room I almost get stuck every day. If that wasn't bad enough, the space is so limited that my mouth and nose are almost always in contact with it. The smell is so bad that the entire time I am having major gag reactions. When the machines are done, it is time to clean that floor. With that all done it is finally time to go home. Another hour heading home and it's time for the LOOOOOONNNNNGGGG hot shower. All in all, the day is usually between ten to thirteen hours long. Now you ask.... If it's so bad, why do it? Maine sucks in the job market. All I want to do is leave, but to survive, you need to take these shitty jobs. Once I get the money to leave, trust me... Maine will just be a bad memory. But until then... Mike Rowe, EAT YOUR HEART OUT. LOL

Ok... about to pack the puter so I wantesd to say one last thing before the move. I will be around, but not online a whole lot. When I am it will be on CT, so leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. You guys are great and I don't wanna lose touch. I should be hooked up within the month or the beginning of next month at the latest. for full internet access. Until then.... Love Peace And Chicken Grease, Justin Russell AKA The Evil Monkey King AKA DJ Monkey NUTZ

OK... You may notice a new folder opened in my pics. Allow me to tell you a funny story. Once upon a time, before NSFW came into effect, a guy posted two pictures of monkeys. These pictures had monkey penises showing in them. After NSFW came into effect, he was told that they were borderline NSFW, but where they were animals, they should be OK. So he didn't mark them on his own. Well one day, this guy was viewing the "Recently Uploaded Pictures" and a swastika came on the screen. A CLEAR violation of the NSFW guidelines and just disgusting to the guy that saw it. This guy waited a few minutes and went to see if it had been marked properly. It wasn't, so he flagged it . Then he blocked the user because he hates prejudice people for their narrow-minded views. Somehow the skinhead asshole got to see this person's pics even though he was blocked and flagged the guy's primary pics and the two borderline pics that had gone un-flagged for a long time and viewed by MANY people who never took offense to them, but instead laughed at the humor in them. (One was even posted as a comment to a CT Bouncer when it was first uploaded and they never flagged the pic) And then when the guy offered to flag the pictures himself and move them to a properly marked folder as the CT rules specify, he was not allowed to mark them himself because the CT people wouldn't let him. So being the responsible person he was, he created a folder and moved them into it to follow the site guidelines because he loves the site and didn't want to get banned. Well after some digging, the guy realized who had flagged the pics and went to see who the person was because that person had changed their primary pic. When he got to the page, it was filled with Nazi propaganda and a video of a black man being stomped by a skinhead. Not only that, but someone had REMOVED the flag from the swastika! The moral of the story is this..... Showing an animals penis is more incorrect than showing hatred towards another person based on sex, religion, color of skin or sexual preference here. It is totally fine to spread hatred, but incorrect to show humor. If you have a picture of your dog licking his balls you may be next so you better go and mark it now! For those thinking I am kidding.... here is the page. I flagged the swastika again.... Not sure if it will stick this time though. Proud To Be Hated

@ LostCherry

That's right folks.... Gonna be getting ready for the big move so I might be gone for a little while, but I will return. I'll try to stop in at least once a week even if I have to hit one of those damn internet cafes and hang out with the yuppies. Keep listening to the tunes at PhoeniXXXX Radio and stay in touch with the crew. I will try to keep them posted so if ya care, they can probably let ya know how I am doing until I get set up. Until then, Know I love ya all and will keep you in my prayers. Justin Russell AKA The Evil Monkey King AKA DJ Monkey NUTZ

Ok For those that are reading this, you may notice that there is a problem with your friends and family not being able to see your items in your "Adult" folders. There seems to be a glitch in the system. There is a way around it until they fix it. Apparently the NSFW rank makes the folder a private folder for everyone except you. 1) Make sure ALL NSFW Photos in the folder are properly marked as adult AND NSFW. 2) Go to the folder options and remove the NSFW check. 3) You are all set. This seems to be the only way to fix it for the time being, but I am sure the site people are working on it