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Movies,bowling,darts,pool,reading,dancing,night clubs,animals,family,friends,love art. My favorite is Vincent Van Gogh.
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TWO OF MY FAVORITE NEW COMEDEIANS
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Top Four Adult Jokes of 2006
>>>
>>> Fourth Place:
>>> A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
>>> goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to
>>> her and
>>> says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll
>>> forgive me."
>>> She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
>>>
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>>>
>>> Third Place:
>>> One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing
>>> his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've
>>> got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The
>>> husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over
>>> and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow
>>> too?"
>>>
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>>>
>>> Runner Up:
>>> Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
>>> number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that
>>> he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into
>>> the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex
>>> therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
>>> He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks
>>> later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something
>>> was seriously wrong. What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember
>>> that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into
>>> the pickle slicer?"
>>> Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
>>> Yes, I did." he replied.
>>> My God, Bill, what happened?"
>>> "I got fired."
>>> "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
>>> Oh...she got fired too."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Winner:
>>> A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
>>> breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty
>>> years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I
>>> know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a
>>> jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some
>>> old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at
>>> the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly
>>> replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years
>>> ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee
>>> and the other is in your oatmeal."
Idols
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VERY SEXY ITALIAN MEN, I LOVE THEM.
Al Pacino,I just love him.
