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I NEVER KNEW LOVE

I never knew Love could feel this way The kind of Love that makes you always want to stay I never knew what a wonderful feeling I could get Just by Loving you and having you Love me back To have you do things for me And me to you And it be such a simple thing to do I never knew what it was like to have anyone Lay down beside me Just to hold me, feel me, Love me Until I met you How it felt to be wanted just for me I grew used to being whatever other people wanted Even though it wasn't true I never knew the feeling of having someone love me for me Until I met you

YOU ARE PERFECT

All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart and for us to be together to never be apart No one else in the world could even compare You are perfect and so is this love we share We have so much more then I ever thought we would I love you more then I thought I ever could I promise to give you all I have to give I will do anything for you as long as I live In your eyes I see our present, future, and past by the way you look at me I know we will last I hope that one day you will come to realize how perfect you are when seen though my eyes

OLD TIMERS POEM

Stress Buster Humor Old Timer's Poem A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean... And ram was the cousin of a goat... Meg was the name of a girl And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-inch floppy You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!

A ROSE IS

A ROSE IS A THING OF GREAT BEAUTY IT TELLS SO MUCH OF ITS PURPOSE AND WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU & ME! MORE ON THE BEAUTY OF THE ROSE I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU MORE, BUT THAT'S REALLY FOR ONLY YOUR EYES SO MUCH MORE ABOUT THE ROSE YOU'D REALLY BE SURPRISED A ROSE IS LIKE MY FRIEND, MY LOVE THAT'S WHY I SHARE THIS WITH YOU BECAUSE ITS FOR MY SPECIAL FRIENDS AND THAT WOULD SURELY INCLUDE YOU FRIENDS ARE LIKE ROSES,THEY HAVE SPECIAL MEANING LOVE EACH & EVERYONE OF YOU,
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS I HOPE EACH OF YOU GETS ALL YOU EVER WANTED THE BEST GIFT I EVER GOT WAS THE GIFT OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND GETTING THE CHANCE TO KNOW YOU I LOVE YOU ALL BE SAFE AND AGAIN MERRY CHRISTMAS

DREAMING

I see ribbons of ecstacy when you're sleeping. You seduce me in slumber as you dream beautiful dreams. Currents of adoration surge through me as I watch you breathe in peace, And I synchronize my breaths with yours in my own awakened dream. I want to rest with you, but I am too busy gazing at you with the deepest of loves. I bend forward and touch my lips to yours with the softest of kisses in the most fantastical fashion. As I arise you smile as though it were only a part of your dream. I watch you rest some more, until I sit beside you and hold your gentle hands. Then I lie beside you and wrap your warm, relaxed body in my arms and I close my eyes, waiting to dream with you.

HEAVEN IN YOUR ARMS

If I could catch a million stars, I know just what I'd do, I'd arrange them on a paper, And sing them back to you. If I could give you gifts of gold, I'd have each one inscribed, With a special memory, That I hold, dear, inside. I'd give you everything you'd want, Or you could ever need, But that would never measure, All you've given me. With honesty and compassion, You lend a tender ear. And when I look into your eyes, My troubles disappear. But, I am not a rich man, Nor lucky enough to catch a star, I can only give you one thing... All that's in my heart. This is something you'll never be without, Whether you are near or far, For it is a simple but precious gift. My love is where you are.

LOVES ENDLESS FLIGHT

The sweetest melodies are those sung from the heart. The softest harmonies are when two souls mend together. Why then do people say it's love that tears them apart? When it's with love that you can stand the stormy weather. When I met you, Spring was here, and the birds were nesting. I looked into your soft eyes and saw the prettiest smile. Heaven pulled down her vail and offered her most sacred blessing. I've met an angel, I couldn't help but to smile. Sittting by the pool of life, reflecting upon it's surface, I think of others and I get a little ripple. I think of you, and a wave swells, spraying my face. You said you wouldn't cry, but I see the tears start to trickle. Some people don't believe in love at first sight, Obviously they haven't seen you. Drifting on love's endless blissful flight, I'm so glad I met you.

THE MIDGET AND THE HORSE

A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend Over to look at a horse to buy. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin' horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once Over. "Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks Him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf. Can I see her twat"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his Arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, Pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephwase that. Can I thee her wun awound a Widdle bit"?
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