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lilmamaa72's blog: "For A Reason"

created on 02/08/2008  |  http://fubar.com/for-a-reason/b186227
masks Behind the mask Where feelings are hidden The mask is the side That I turn to you If I am a clown It hide my fear even as a jester Nobody will see my tears But inside my heart Behind the mask There is a boy with tender Emotional feelings That only a few will ever see A heart hurt on so many places Grieve that's only for me If I cry it will be for nobody to see Cold is the world that surround me Fighting day by day Things nobody will really know from me Hidden behind he mask Cudddle up with sweet memories Hope the pain will slowly fad away Now you know that behind the mask of a jester A emotional guy will be hidden masks = love
frogs A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, and then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, which begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him £100,000 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to £250,000 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to £500,000 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere £500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleague asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. "It was okay, but would you believe that guy can't swim?"
TAXES Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE: Notice of increase of tax payment Form 1040 - P The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts. Accordingly, as of April 1, 1998, your penis will be taxed according to size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this informatin on page 2, section 7, line 3, on the Standard Form 1040. 10-16 inches Luxury Tax $50.00 8-10 inches Pole Tax $30.00 5-8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00 4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $5.00 Please note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not ask for an extension!!!!!! Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains. Sincerely, Peter Checker Internal Revenue Service
aquarius The astrological symbol of the Aquarius is the Water Bearer. But don’t be mistaken – the Aquarius’ element, formally called a sign’s triplicity, is air, not water. The air signs of the zodiac are intellectual communicators who let their mind, rather than their emotions, dictate their actions. If you look at this sign’s symbol you’ll see the Water Bearer physically pouring water. This act is representative of the Aquarius dispersing the gift of truth to the world, which is exactly the humanitarian goal of the Aquarius.
I grew up an angry little girl, always full of hate. Wondering why my mother left me, why we went our seperate ways. Questions runnig threw my mind, the most common one was why, but now I see the reason when i take a look inside. See all the hardships and struggles, that in my life I have endured, led me to a path, that held the seceret door. I opened up this door, only to encounter my success. I know this migh sound crazy but, your absence was for the best. I wouldnot be where I am today if mother you'd stayed, I would not be living in the sunlight, I'd be dying in the shade, but see that sunlight helped me blossom into this driven young woman who now looks at her life and simply understands that she hsouldnot hold a grude, even though your actions felt like treason, as for a woman you helped produce learned, THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON.
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