tag:fubar.com,2010:BlogAtom-2239702008-09-18T23:22:36-07:00FunnyA fubar user blog.Slowhandhttps://fubar.com/ringoffire77noreply@fubar.comfubartag:fubar.com,2010:BlogAtom-223970.8810142008-09-18T23:22:36-07:002008-09-18T23:22:36-07:00My Dog
Everybody who has a dog calls it something like "Rover" or "Spot" or "Bruno" But I thought I'd call my dog "Sex."
Now my dog, Sex, has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too". Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said that I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with us. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the hotel was for sex. So I finally said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I told him, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." HE called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I told the judge, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran away. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at four o'clock in the morning?" I told him, "I'm looking for Sex.
" My trial comes up Friday :-(
Slowhandhttps://fubar.com/ringoffire77noreply@fubar.comtag:fubar.com,2010:BlogAtom-223970.8770612008-09-13T00:48:51-07:002008-09-13T00:48:51-07:00Farting Preacher
<p>Can I Please Get An Amen? LMAO!!!!!
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Slowhandhttps://fubar.com/ringoffire77noreply@fubar.comtag:fubar.com,2010:BlogAtom-223970.8770492008-09-13T00:04:21-07:002008-09-13T00:04:21-07:00New Mortal Kombat Fatality.
<p>This is just too funny. I laughed my ass off when I saw this. Hope You Enjoy.
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Slowhandhttps://fubar.com/ringoffire77noreply@fubar.comtag:fubar.com,2010:BlogAtom-223970.8466502008-07-29T12:22:08-07:002008-07-29T12:22:08-07:00Favorite Jokes
<p>for anyone who mite need a laugh. these four guys never fail to crack me up. hope you enjoy.
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Slowhandhttps://fubar.com/ringoffire77noreply@fubar.comtag:fubar.com,2010:BlogAtom-223970.8143502008-06-16T21:23:18-07:002008-06-16T21:23:18-07:00Mint The SquirrelFor anyone who mite be depressed, this video will put a smile on your face and make you laugh. Hope You enjoy.
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