This one is for the ladies (ADULT CONTENT)
Do You Want to Sit on Santa's Lap
Many times we are just too damn busy to do the things we want to
did you go to the mall this week
buying the present
wrapped in ribbons and bows
decorations all over the house
forbidding the pets to make it a mess
planning the meal for the holiday feast
would it not be nice to have someone
anyone to just rub your feet
end of the day you are nothing but tired
that man in the red suit is supposed to do all the work
somehow you got stuck with the load
walking through the mall did you want to stop
push the kids out of the way
and sit on his lap
yeah pull on his beard
whisper in his ear
YOU owe me big guy
and I come to collect
give him a bit of the pain he deserves?
give him a lap dance to make him sqirm
then leave him hard
wanting and unable to continue his job
but no
you held back your urges now someone must pay
that man on the couch
he's the one
flip off the tv
no matter his ire
climb on his lap and give him a smile
take out frustration that built through the day
make that man know
he's your santa now
whisper your wishes
make him check the list
tell him exactly how naughty and nice
it's your Christmas now
make Santa pay
you'll feel better
I promise you will!
Merry Christmas
now GO!
