Yeah, so I'm this chick in my 30's who listens to some crazy assed music. I'm not that interesting of a person, trust me on this.

I'm obviously NOT a model, nor do I look anything remotely like one. I'm short, I look like a damn albino, I have a fat ass and yes, I DO know how to shake it! There are times when I can be impulsive, and other times when I'm strictly all about staying within a routine.

I'm a pretty straightforward kind of person. I don't have a problem with expressing how I feel about things and can sometimes come off as being brutally honest at times. I'd rather hear the ugliest truth than the most beautiful sugarcoated lies, and I extend that same courtesy to others.

I have a very dry sense of humor and a fascination with the macabre, which basically translates into a sick sense of humor at times.

I bitch a lot about things that normal people would think of as trivial bullshit, but I tend to be passionate about everything, whether it be loving, liking or hating something or someone.

Things that I like: The simple things about life that bring a smile to my face like listening to a favorite song, or watching a favorite movie or TV show or hanging out with the people I care most about. Material possessions are not important to me and I am in no way motivated to obtain the luxuries that other people seem to place so much value in. I'd much rather just appreciate the things that I'm fortunate enough to have than waste my time envying other people who place way too much importance on keeping up appearances in order to validate their own self-worth.

Things that I love: Kids. They're honest, straightforward and a hell of a lot smarter than most adults give them credit for. You can learn a lot about life by looking at it through the eyes of a child. You should try it sometime, it's great.

Heavy Metal. Some people might be too embarrassed to admit being a metalhead, but I'm not one of them. I went through a phase where I kind of distanced myself from my heavy metal roots because I cared about what other people might think about it. I'm over it now, and I'm damn proud to be who I am, and listening to metal is a huge part of who I am as a person. For those of you who think of people like me as some sort of scary freak, I'm sorry you feel that way. I respect other people's choices as far as what they enjoy listening to, so at least try to be open-minded about my personal choice of music taste and respect my individuality. Freaks are people, too! LOL

My family. We might be dysfunctional as hell, but I love them all just the same.

Things that I hate: People who don't like kids. People who are fake. People who place way too much value on keeping up appearances and the acquisition of material possessions instead of being grateful for the things that they're fortunate to have. People who don't have enough balls to tell you things to your face, so they just avoid you and talk shit behind your back, instead. People who are shallow. People who have no concept of what having a sense of humor is. Head games and the people who play them. Perverts, child molesters, gay bashers, bigots, Pro-Lifers, Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush.

That about sums it up for now. If you find any of this stuff interesting at all, shoot me a message. Or not. The choice is all yours.