DCAT's blog: "Dear Penis"

Dear penis,

Thank you for staying with me all these years threw all the abuse and pussy ive stuck you in. You always manage to give me a hard time whenever you can and tend to spit the other way. Sorry you have not got the attention you desirve as of late i know how you enjoy to wrestle with g strings maybe for all your hard work i will get you those condoms you used to enjoy.please don't ever go soft on me thank you so much for all your efforts in my paints when i'm trying to sleep. I promise to find a worthy hole for you someday. Thank you again your master DCAT have a great day.

P.S. stay away from the blue pills