Mystic Temptress / Kryss (1455290)

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38 Year Old · Female · From Louisa, KY · Joined on December 22, 2007 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 1st · 10 referrals joined! · 6 different people have a crush on me!

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Mystic Temptress Hellllloooooo FuLanders!!!!
- 20 GUNS U BEEN HIDING
  
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Americas Sweeth... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
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2 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
OMG! My flying purple unicorn just stole my crayons! And now the ninja squirrels are coming to get my pancakes! HELP!
3 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
I'm not talking to myself, only crazy people do that! I was simply answering the voices in my head...they had a question.
4 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
Holy Cheesy monkey balls there's a sparkly unicorn flying around in my house I want to ride on him!
7 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
doow kcuhc dluoc kcuhc doow a fi kcuhc kcuhc doow a dluoc doow hcum woh- CONFUSED? READ BACKWARDS! The Ninja Chipmunks told me to do it.
7 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
And for your information, I did NOT escape, they gave me a"day pass" from the padded room through the hole in my floor that I built. Thank You very much!
7 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
I am going to buy a straight-jacket, have someone put it on me, then run through a store screaming the"penguins are coming, the penguins are coming!"
7 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
OK that's it I've had enough. RELEASE THE ZOMBIE SQUIRREL LEGION! THEY WILL FEAST ON YOUR BRAINS! That's what's you get for stealing my pudding.
7 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
OMG! The purple monkeys are shooting glitter at the flame throwing rainbow gummy bears! This Is Bad
7 years ago · Reply
Jack Ryan FM Bi... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
Happy Easter
7 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
blue unicorns came knocking on my door screaming"give us the orange juice and no one gets hurt!" what do i see wrong with that?? WE'RE OUT OF ORANGE JUICE!!!omg... OMG!
8 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
HELP ME!!! if anybody finds this, the purple penguins and the evil gummy bears are holding me against my will, whoever finds this save me...oh no there on to me
8 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
All right! New plan. I need three rolls of duct tape, a rubber chicken, two pineapples, and six small men dressed in leprechaun costumes. And... Go!
8 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
Shh, The evil gummy bears will hear you! I am the one who ate their Leader. Crap the heard!! RUN for your life!! No Bob, you were such a young penguin!
8 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
i seen my purple unicorn fighting with my lime green penguin and my rainbow ninja squirrels were slapping the talking monkeys
8 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
Sorry I have to go. I stole an air guitar from the ninja squirrels who are after me. Luckily my purple penguins can hold them off but not much longer..SEND HELP
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Jewels RLM2 Hol... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
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PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
Halloween, that time of year when you can just leave the bodies on the lawn and the neighborhood thinks they are decorations
9 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
My unicorn is playing classical music on his horn, the flying monkeys stole all my crayons and I got a black belt from the kung-fu squirrels. Another normal day
9 years ago · Reply
PsychoArmyManRL... ⇒ Mystic Temptress
When I talk to myself it usually sounds like this:"What did you just do?! Again?! sigh" I'll go get the shovel.."
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