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| | DALLAS COWBOYS |
| created @ 01/12/2009 05:07 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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now first i am a true cowboy fan. but this year they just choked. got this in an email today. and just had to share. i am sure some of the cowboy haters will get a kick out of these
The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into DFW,
for the first offense, they give you two Cowboys tickets.If you get
stopped a second time, They make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires standing around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys!
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in DFW in case of a tornado?
A. To Texas Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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