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Daddy's Lil Girl
created @ 02/14/2008 07:05 pm
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A little story I heard:

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of
me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I
was maybe one and a half years old and
had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had
been broken among other injuries.

Someone had given me
a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one
of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room
engrossed in the evening news and my brother was
playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy
a little cup of 'tea,' which was just water. After
several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy
tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the
living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited,
and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup
of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then
says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place
that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?'

Should I:

Have more kids

or

Lower the level of the sink
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