Tongue's blog: "CUTE"

i would like opions...if u were in my shoes...and u loved somebody away u thought u could never love someone ever again...how far would u go to make this love work... if u tried over and over again to convince them the love u felt was love u have never felt.. one that would not just go away.. if u told her u would always be there for her no matter wat... if u thought she was one of the most beautifullest women u have ever met...if u thought the only thing that u could find in her that need to be change was... for u to be so deep in her heart where she would never leave u....if u thought she would be yur next to walk down an isle with u..if u thought no matter wat her problems were they became yurs as well to work them out... u tried so hard to believe thats she loved u but never got the fibes becuz she felt so cold but booom one day just were amazed at wat she said by the way she acted... u thought u had her where u now THOUGHT she loved u and u were so deep in her heart where u wanted and would never leave u for anything so small... if u thought u did wat u could do to get her faith and trust in u... if wondered y something so beautiful could love someone such as u...if u thought she was the rib god took from u to make yur soul mate.. if u thought god dropped her down right in front of u to help u take away yur sadness...if u thought no other woman could make u give them a 2nd look..if u thought everythig in the worl of this girl and u was to loose her u would loose life itself...if she was the only one that burnt u up with a rage of jelisiousy ....if u thought nothing in the world could make u feel better ....if u thought u could never tell her as much as u thought she needed to be told that U LOVED HER... HOW FAR WOULD U GO TO KEEP HER? HOW MANY TIMES WOULD U TRY.. WAT IF U THOUGHT THE ONLY THING U COULD DO TO MAKE HER HAPPY WAS TO LET HER GO .... IF U KNEW HOW EASY IT WAS FOR HER TO JUST SAY OVER AND OVER SHE NEEDED SPACE,TIME. WOULD U JUST REALLY GIVE UP SO EASY AND WALK AWAY?????? WAT WOULD U THING TO DO IF U WERE IN MY SHOES ????

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began: "Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," Green..........lime," "Orange........orange." Then the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came and said, "Your fly is pen." He zipped and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."