I am the Carla… All others are just wannabes. I'm a lot different then your average girl. Get to know me before you sputter out your nonsense, I won't be another notch on your belt.

Most of this is just my ramblings... didn’t really know what to put...my humor is pretty dry, sarcastic and sometimes over the top...you don’t like it don’t read it.

5'9”, 195lbs, brown hair and devastatingly sexy hazel eyes lol, 1 tattoo and 18 piercings... My ears are an 8 gauge and like every good girl I have my industrial too. :D

Maybe if I lose some weight and take off all my clothes like half this site maybe all the superficial boys will want me too!!!

I can't say that I am confident about anything in my life right now, or sure about anyone. It’s like hardly anyone takes me seriously anymore. If I like you, I like you. If I don’t then stay the fuck out of my face or Ill break yours. Try me kids.

My friends are my life and my family, whether we all get along fantastically or not at the moment. My friends are amazing and if you hurt them I will come after you with a *insert object you are afraid of here*.

I tend to look for the worst in people, because that’s usually what they show me anyways. My mind wanders a lot. I have too much hope in people, and it usually bites me in the ass.

I think people who argue with me, and challenge my thoughts are also fun to talk with. I guess that’s all I have to say…

When all is said and done I am who I am and that should be good enough for everybody else...wanting to be someone else is just a waste of the person you are..
..That’s me! You don't like it? AWESOME... the best way to know me is to ask me...

If you actually took the time to read all of this I commend you. If there is anything else you would like to know just message me.



[[.Random Facts.]]


I throw my pennies on the ground... in hopes that I make somebody else’s day better.

I am obsessed with jeans, sneakers, and iced coffee.

I love skittles but I only eat the orange and red ones.

I think strippers should be role models for little girls, if only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I love going to the beach no matter what time it is.

I love doing imitations and making a fool of myself.

I sing in the shower

I'm a shopaholic... seriously, it’s a disease or something? If I'm shopping and something silly catches my eye and makes me think of you, chances are ... you'll be receiving it shortly thereafter.

I can actually dance for a white girl... Test me

My friends and family mean everything to me.

I may come off as a hard ass but I’m pretty sensitive.

I bite my lip when I’m nervous.

I'm very competitive when it comes to board games... im out for blood.

I randomly sing commercial jingles. Mostly to annoy people.

I want my own body guard and my own posse...just because

I’d rather wear my pumas than high heels... Because... Hey! FUCK FASHION!

I make a lot of facial expressions.

I love my jazz band and playing my guitar.

I love to have fun, get crazy or just chill.