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66 Year Old · Male · From Las Vegas, NV · fuMarried to: Archaic Angel · Joined on October 16, 2006 · Born on September 25th · 19 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 11 different people have a crush on me!
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66 Year Old · Male · From Las Vegas, NV · fuMarried to: Archaic Angel · Joined on October 16, 2006 · Born on September 25th · 19 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 11 different people have a crush on me!
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Look here brother, who you jivin' with that Cozmik Debris... diagonally parked in a parallel universe... confirmed vaginatarian... just bCoz the balls are old doesn't mean the bat's broken... GEAUX TIGERS! Jeff

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I eat my Corn Flakes. I do my chores. I pay my rent on time...sometimes regrettably. I live my life. I am kept by no one. I walk a different path in life than most people who live inside the box. I am loved and hated. I am egotistical and humble. I am selfless and selfish. I'm right-handed and artistic. My kind used to be burned, banished and thought of as the sons and daughters of the Devil. I admire your courage to live here, in society and waking up to the Human Condition everyday. You're my heroes and enemies for doing so. I am an admitted flirt on websites like this. This is something that defies my actual "flesh life"...as I am less than half the social butterfly there that I am or have been known to be *here*. I like to drink purified water; immensely at night. Sobe Fuji Apple-Pear Lifewater is my poison. I put the toilet seat down anywhere except public restrooms. I grasp every public bathroom handle with a protective, disposable layer. Fuck pee-hand...I don't want it or like it. Don't be an Edward Pissorhands...or I'll "shake off" on your leg...you sick, germ-marinatin' slag. I will give you the time of day. I cherish animal life. Ever been cruel to a defenseless animal? If so, I just put a hex on you. You're about to shit Clamato for a month, jerk-off. I normally loathe being the friend of a girl who has a boyfriend. They use my smarts to help them get up when the knuckle-dragging shitbag fucks them over in the end. They should invent Supportive Friend Compensation Fucks for cases like that; make it a new socially accepted decorum . I'll placate none of your own denial. If you're playing stupid with yourself, you won't get a partner here.

I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU...TRY ME

I've been to psychotropic palaces and hallucinogenic realms you haven't seen or been. There is no chemical thrill that I have not pursued with reckless abandon. This is by no means something to be prideful about, but I won't regret the places I've pushed my mind. I was once categorized as two steps to the right of Attila The Hun. I am musically talented and endowed with an interesting creativity within its realm. I could hip you a song if you like...I'll try to make you smile at every encounter...so long as you don't piss me off; i.e. make a scene, act retarded, get us lost, fail at life, fail at decisions, are interweb stupid, shove your opinions down peoples' throats, work in sales, are a lawyer or EMO anything, support racism, fuck your mother as a hobby, are tone deaf and want to be on American Idol, have anything to do with the production of anything on MTV since 1984, base your lives around The Simpsons, are currently trying to bust someone on the show Cheaters, or, are a blister-backed jock-homophobe who JUST got to this site, etc. *These* things aside, I'm generally an inordinately tolerant man. I don't lie. When you begin to think I am, you're changing, I'm not. Embellishment and exaggeration make everyone look stupid, though I find them hard to resist at times. Gossip and drama-tossing is for idiots. Fighting on the internet is like competing in The Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded. You'll think I'm angry before I am. You'll swear to Christ I'm serious when I'm not.

I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD IF YOU BETRAY ME

I can make you feel special in the blink of an eye. I have the most obscure mental encyclopedia/atlas of quotes from the most random moments in movies, shows, music, etc. I'm the only one who gets me...'cause I'm cool like that. My beliefs are my own. I have a committee of perspective in my head that leaves me constantly battling internally...not to side quickly for lack of independence...but to still try to understand people. I put myself in your shoes well before you demand it of me. I have just as much right to breathe the air and exist as you do...and if you squint your possibly conformed eyes a bit, you can see I'm human, just like you. I measure you by your character depth. I'm the guy who sees you trip or stumble when you think no one did. But I won't rub it in your face unless you deserve it. I have a shocking secret for every birthday you've celebrated. I drink little, but love watching what it does to you...and I'll exploit it in every way I can. I am enjoyable and enjoy being so. I can give you genuine ears and a compassionate mind as fulfilling company. I do not associate much at ALL outside the Free-Thinking Pool. I enjoy being a contribution to people's lives rather than a diminisher of their esteem...although some places online, you may find evidence that leads you to believe I am intolerant of many things (such as blatant stupidity). I watch people intently when given to social modicum. Not in a stalker-sense or blatantly obvious...but to enjoy the Movie of Society visually and internally. I am seclusive at times. Isolation has its benefits. I am secure and sure of my identity and sexual orientation - a talent of which many men my junior haven't a concept. I like crawfish, lobster and cookies. I get extremely horny at very random moments in my life; and I have to tug hard on a cigarette and calm my ass down. I enjoy seeing someone lie to me through their teeth. I live, breathe, eat and sleep LSU football...GEAUX TIGERS.

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I am an inordinately intelligent man...in some respects; a daft dunder-tard in slim others - politics being a chosen oblivion, in example. I have suffered in life enough to take humility with my finger-pointing. I will be nice to you if you are nice to me. So thanks for the read, be yourself and have a good, free-thinking day!

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A THANK YOU to all the wonderful family and friends I have here. As I cogitated on just what I wanted to say, I perused my lists of family, friends and fans and noticed a distinct lack of testosterone, and it struck me that there is good reason for this. You see, I have tried to get in touch with my feminine-side, but she has a restraining order against me, lol. I need all the estrogen laden input on life and love I can find, and the oh so lovely ladies of FUBAR are a true wealth of information and understanding concerning the "feminine mystique". Each and every one of you are more than special to me, and because I have garnered so much from you I thought I would try and give something back, so to speak. For my male friends here, be forewarned, I am going to let ALL the cats out of the bag, as it were, and ladies, hopefully this will give you some insight into the fellow in your life. Now, let's see, where to begin:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It also doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, whatever, we effin mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong, we'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me on that.

Don't be mad, or worse, embarrass us by acting surprised when we hold the door or your chair for you. Take advantage of the mood were in, let us pay for you! Don't "feel bad", we enjoy doing it. It's expected. Please just smile and say "thank you."

If you kiss us when no one's watching, while we ALWAYS love your kiss, it loses a little something, BUT, if you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, well THAT is the be all, end all!!

You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. It's certainly not that we don't appreciate the massive effort you make to look your best, but we like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's, or my t-shirt and boxers.

Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry too easily. And please stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Chris Brown are in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the words "handsome"/"beautiful"? I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand, I'm not saying we don't like it :)

Ladies, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated properly by your guy, don't wait for him to change. Ditch the sorry, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how badly you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "I love you" .. and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance


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66 Year Old · Male · From Las Vegas, NV · fuMarried to: Archaic Angel · Joined on October 16, 2006 · Born on September 25th · 19 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 11 different people have a crush on me!
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