My name is Bud, i lives in the south of the gud old US of A, i love mar country alot, but i love mar sister more. I live in a nice van in a nice park, we only had the FBI here twice this year up till now, with there flying machines and stuff. My par is in Jail, but he swore to mama he did not know she was 12.Mama is o.k. now as mar uncle just moved in, and he is a good shot so there plenty possum to eat.I am 5 feat 9 inches, 160lb, very attractive with snake green eyes. I have most of my teeth still and i worked out once. I have bear brown hair, collor and cuffs match on me ladys. I also got big feet and a tounge like a rattlesnake in the sexual deparment. I did work once in the summer 15 years ago at McChicks, but i've not been able to get anything since, but it has given me time to work on my hedgucation, i know all my letters now and even sum of this maths stuff. I have an older sister, she has a job over at the big bear titty bar. I have 2 brothas but they in jail to, something to do with them been in the klan. If you wanna no anything else about me, just ask, but don't go uing any of them big words, i is easy to get all mixed up and stuff. I am single at the moment, my baby mamma is in jail so i am looking, i got no close family members suitable, so if you a cus or from my town that should be fine. we will have to have a DNA test, just make sure we are close enough related. I am looking for a women who can gut possums good, open beers, hide evidence and lie in court, if you think you pass my stringent conditions, please send me 200-250 naked pictures or a copy (VHS) of a recent porno you have been in, so i can review it/them with my family over dinner.