41 Year Old
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Female
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From Bellingham, WA·
Invited by: Cupcake·
Joined on November 6, 2006
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Born on April 5th
·5 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
41 Year Old
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Female
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From Bellingham, WA·
Invited by: Cupcake·
Joined on November 6, 2006
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Born on April 5th
·5 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
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People who do not read profiles are worthless.
FUCKING WORTHLESS TOOLS.
I BLEED GREEN AND BLUE. GO SEAHAWKS!
Thank you August Swanson for taking a ferry and snapping this shot. We love our fucking football up here in the Northwest.
I am FIERCELY loyal to my Seattle Seahawks. (Can you tell?)If you're a rival NFC fan... let's play! Witty banter and shoulder punching is encouraged. I grew up with boys. I know how to talk shit. And it's all in good fun.
WARNING: I SWEAR. A LOT.
I do not save a sarcastic bone in my body.
*cough*
Dance monkey, DANCE! Respect is earned, not deserved so don't think I owe you a damn thing.
Disclaimer: I am not always nice.
I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS. I HATE ICP FANS JUST AS MUCH. You are NOT attractive or cool to me wearing a clown face. I punched a clown at a carnival when I was 8. Don't think I like that shit any more almost 16 years later. Come at me with that gimp nonsense and I'll punt you like Ryan Plackelmeyer.
I have no time for those who cannot use the English language properly. I am not the most prolific writer, and by no means the best speller. However, I do know the difference between "your" and "you're". If English isn't your first language then no worries. If you failed "Language Arts" and "Social Studies" in junior high- then yeah, I can tell.
Ask me where I am from and be prepared for a swift kick to the balls. Read the profile, fucknut. I even put a map up.
If you want to talk to or get to know me: ask me questions. Pay attention to details. I am random and I spit quotes from songs, cartoons, movies and fellow tards from out of the blue.
The Lord did not make me in his image.
I tell people when something pleases me. And I will always have something to say. Whether you think its funny or not, chances are I will say it.
Private pics are for those who are deemed worthy. From this day forward all requests for naked pics (unless you're female) will be met with contempt and severe annoyance. And perhaps a few obscenities. Again, you've been warned.
Make me laugh and you've probably made a friend. Piss me off... well, that's your problem now, bud.
Want to play games with me? Then GO FUCK YOURSELF. I have enough manipulative people in my life, thank you. I would school you, and I doubt you want me to see you cry.
Think I am being a bitch!?! Then you don't know me at all. Care to? Be cool, sit back and enjoy the ride.
If I pissed you off- *shrug* then you missed the joke. Unless you were it.
LOVE YOU, KIDDIES!
Pudendanators UNITE!
41 Year Old
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Female
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From Bellingham, WA·
Invited by: Cupcake·
Joined on November 6, 2006
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Born on April 5th
·5 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
Top 5: Sex Sports Music Beer Comedy
My fucking SEATTLE SEAHAWKS and MARINERS! The Colorado Avalanche and Vancouver Canucks. Beer. Watermelon Jolly Ranchers. Fellow retards. Cartoons. Retards in denial. Men who will have my back in a fight. Really dirty, passionate sex. Music vidoes with interesting stories. Porn. Glitter. Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. Shiny things. Making life changing decisions on an impulse. BIG dogs. Vodka. Siamese cats. Your mom. Watching fights. Lesbians who don't hate men. Turquoise. Sterling Silver. Lapis. TOOL. Loud concerts. Anthony Bourdain. Screaming at the top of my lungs. Turning my IPod up full blast. Not being able to hear well after turning said IPod up. Friends I can rely on. Giving massages. My grandparents. Traveling. Poetry. Invitations home by couples. Pointing and laughing. Bettie Page. Sarcasm. Embarassing the self proclaimed "innocent". Procrastination. Pin up girls from the 40's-60's. Christmas lights of various colors. Tortoises. Shit from my childhood that isn't tainted with trauma and/or pain. Traveling. Camping. Stinky herb. Gummi Bear martinis. Christmas Cactus. Classic rock. New Mexico. Alaska. Random people who entertain me. Did I mention beer? OLYfuckingLYMPIA. Other people with warped senses of humor.
Music
If it rocks- they will come.
This is not a complete list...
*The Beatles * Jimi Hendrix* Janis Joplin* The Rolling Stones* Pink Floyd *AC/DC * The Doors *Joe Walsh *The Eagles* Bad Company* Bad Religion* Pennywise* Collective Soul* Beck* Tom Petty* Eric Clapton* Van Morrison* Bob Dylan* CCR* Steve Miller *Ra* Stevie Ray Vaughn* weezer* The Who* Maynard James Keenan * TOOL* The Mamas and the Papas* Boston* Everclear* Nirvana* Type O Negative* Soundgarden* Patti Smith* Kottonmouth Kings* Rage Against the Machine* Audioslave* STP* David Bowie* Queen* Ben Folds* Ra *Bloodhound Gang* Prince* Lit* Alice in Chains* Outkast* Dr. Dre* Live* Eminem* SuperDeluxe* Bush* Rammstein* Lenny Kravitz* The White Stripes* Norman Cook (Fatboy Slim)* Paul Oakenfold,* Daft Punk* DJ Icey* the X-ecutioners* Vast* Digital Boy* The Crystal Method* The Chemical Brothers* DJ Irene* DJ Baby Anne* Richard Humpty Vission* The Freestylers* Nappy Roots* Wolfmother* Finger Eleven* Moby* The Pharcyde* Xzibit* DJ Champion* Sublime* Gorillaz* Method Man* Redman* Ice Cube* D12* Obie Trice* The Offspring* goodmonkey* <--- friend's band *Schoolyard Heroes* Ella Fitzgerald* Lena Horne* Cab Callaway* CHris Calloway* Bob Marley* Ozzy Osborne* Rob Zombie * Black Sabbath* White Zombie* Zakk Wylde* System of a Down* the Clash* the English Beat* mc chris* Guns 'N Roses and so many more.
Movies
If someone dies, I'm happy. If they die then come back to life I am thrilled.
Idols
George Carlin.
Bob Saget.
Doug Stanhope.
Denis Leary.
Margaret Cho.
Shelly Winters.
Pablo Francisco.
My grandmother.
Your mom.
People who teach me things without putting me down for not knowing in the first place. We weren't all born knowing everything!
Video Games
Still obsessed with Tekken. Can't help it. That rad XBox360 Zombie game rules! I have really shitty video game skills when it comes to racing games... I am more of a watcher. I don't mind sitting down, getting stoned and watching my person of interest play games. Currently, the best I can do it get drunk. Makes me want to smoke a blunt just that much more.
Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u Gonna Hold Me Down 4 Lyfe!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........??????............??????....??????????....??????????..????????????????........????????????????????????........?????????????????????????....?????????????????????????? ..???????. ?????????????????????????....??????????????????????......???????????????????.........???????????????...........???????????............????????.............??????...............??"xoxoxoxo9,675,000,000 ppl n this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,Im lucky!FRIENDS 4 LIFEGet 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back - You aightGet 4 back - Your lovedGet 5 back - Your adoredGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity
yay for you!Quitting smoking is way good.The karmic gods have blessed me with ganja... again. Manager-On-Duty. Like a Person-In-Charge.$1.25 raise in less than 4 months.I'm doing well...Nowhere else to go here.Great experience, though.I expect to get a job similar to this or better when I go back to Oregon.The weather in Cali is nice.It's good points end there.I miss Pacific Northwesterners.My kind of people.I'm driving.I ♥ my truck.Hmmm..What else is new?Tattoo.I have been buying a lot of shit.I feel materialistic & fulfilled at the same time.
