40 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on April 22, 2008
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Born on February 4th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Hey all...My name is Gretchen....the only real thing you need to know about me is that my son..CJ..comes first in my life. I do NOT do phone/cyber sex...dont ask , and NO I do not wanna see your nsfw pics...did I ask to?...
just some random funny shit: MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
40 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on April 22, 2008
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Born on February 4th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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cjsmom1006 I love you is an 8 letter phrase...so is Bul!$hit!!
"""""""""Hey Sexy! You've been NIBBLED ON!!! today is NIBBLE DAY and baby u know you're sexy if u get nibbled! GO ahead & start NIBBLING! send this 2 all your sexy friends (even me) If u get 2 back you're ugly, 3-4 OK, 5-6 damn, 7-8 WOW"""""""""
Today is"SEXYFRIEND" day and baby you know you are sexy! Send this to all ur sexy friends (even me) if you get:1 - You're ugly2 - ok3 - damn4 - wow5 - fine6 - sexy as HELL7 -"friendship with benefits" cute8 -"rip my eyes out" you're too hot9 - define"hit that"
""""""If a kiss was a raindrop... I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second... I'd send you hours. If smiles were water... I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person... I'd send you me. If you don't send this to at least 10 people... So that they know that you appreciate them. This poem shows lots of appreciation... So send this to all of your friends and let them know you care friends ARE LIKE BALLOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO YOU CAN'T GET THEM BACK SO I'M GOING TO tie YOU TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE YOU SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME!SEE HOW MANY YOU GET BACK""""""
THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You)You might send it to your enemies as well!It'll really make them stop & Think!!!If you don't receive this back,nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!If you receive this back 1 time, open up!Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends.If you receive this back 2 times.You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself.That's cheating!If you receive this back 3 times, You're a good friend
Sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. I asked,"Why?"... The angel said:"Angels don't watch over angels!" Twenty angels are IN Your World. Ten of them are sleeping. Nine are playing. One is reading this comment. . . Send this to ten friends, including me. As SOON As You Get Five Replies, Someone You Love will quietly surprise you!!
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear!
