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My surreal life.

I have been married to BKS for 29+ years. There seems to be no end to the surrealism. My youngest daughter (21) Jess works in the deli at a Super Wally World. She has been trying to fix me up with a woman named Lois at her store. I found this out about 3 weeks ago when Jess's friend Em (who hangs out with BKS nearly 24/7) wanted to take my pic with her cameraphone. So Em shows Lois the pic. Lois says she wants to "rock his world". I asked Jess about this at our family picnic. She just said that Lois was really cool. Em says Lois is really nice. Of course BKS is not real happy about this. Even though BKS admits (sometimes) about having sex with other guys. Em hints that BKS has had an STD. Whatever. I really could care less. I wish she'd find some one to move in with. Anyway, BKS went with a co-worker from Dot's down to Super Wally World last week and talked to Lois. Said she went there to make up with Em. (Which she did) I hear that Lois said that BKS was no competition. BKS pointed out that she was wearing the ring. Has this ever happened before? How many times has the wife met the other woman before the husband? Mighty unreal. That sh*t ain't right.
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