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HERE IS THE LATEST ON MY BROTHER,,, HE IS OUT OF THE COMA,STILL NOT BREATHING ON HIS OWN.HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO ANYTHING FOR HIMSELF. THE DR.'S SAID HE WILL NEED 24 HR CARE THE REST OF HIS LIFE.HE IS STILL IN HOSPITAL, AND WILL BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS TO COME.PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

It will soon be Autom (Fall) and before you know it Winter will spread it's bleak crisp cold days and dark nights . It is during this time we often reflect on the year that has past. Promises made or broken love won and lost and dear ones lost forever except in memory. life can be so cool and sometimes cruel. Take time to tell those around you that you love them and try to make at least one person smile each day. Happy Friday and have a great weekend. peace

MY BROTHER ALLEN WAS HIT BY 2 CARS WEDENSDAY NIGHT AT 10:50 PM. HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL IN CRITICAL BUT STABLE CONDITION, I AM ASKING EVERYONE TO PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM. HE WAS CROSSING OCEAN BLVD IN MYRTLE BEACH SC, WHEN HE WAS HIT.HE HAS 1 CHILD THAT IS GROWN, AND HE IS MOSTLY A LONER. HIS OWN SON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM, BECAUSE HE IS WRAPPED UP IN HIS ON LIL WORLD OF BAD THINGS. PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR ME.

Why Are Men Happier Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. A GOOD FRIEND HAD THIS AND GAVE IT TO ME

Fairy of Joy Every year, the fairy of joy visits the earth And whoever she touches recieves happiness. May she beat the shit out of you!

I woke up this morning feeling rather good, until I recieved a E-MAIL about a dear friend,{adonis74} his name is Ken. He is on another site that I belong to and this is what i found.{Just lettiing you know that Ken (adonis74) passed away June 3Oth at 8.30pm. I'm trying to message all his friend here to let them know. } I am having a rather sad day today. If there was anyone that could bring a smile to your face it was always Ken.He never ask for anything in return just was always there to say kind words and place that smile on your face.I take it kinda hard when I lose a friend like that so I may not be on-line or talk to much if I am. REST IN PEACE KEN, YOU WERE ONE OF A KIND

Memorial Day Today we honor and remember the Many fallen brave who gave their lives in war and battle their friends and family to save. The men were brave, the men were true, And they believed in what soldiers do. They fought the enemy on land and sea. They fought for freedom, honor & liberty. Today as we enjoy our freedom let us never forget The many ones who've fought and died - the many who are fighting yet. Let's not forget our soldiers. Let's not forget to pray for the men and women still strong and brave On the battlefields today

Ok, these are really funny!! I hope you enjoy them, too! Have a great day :0) >These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are >things > people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now >published >by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these >exchanges >were actually taking place. > > >ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? >WITNESS: No, I just lie there. >_______________________________ > >ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? >WITNESS: July 18th. >ATTORNEY: What year? >WITNESS: Every year. >_____________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? >WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? >WITNESS: Yes. >ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? >WITNESS: I forget. >ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you >forgot? >_____________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? >WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. >ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? >WITNESS: Forty-five years. >_____________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that >morning? >WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" >ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? >WITNESS: My name is Susan. >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in >voodoo? >WITNESS: We both do. >ATTORNEY: Voodoo? >WITNESS: We do. >ATTORNEY: You do? >WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, >he doesn't know about it until the next morning? >WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? >____________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? >WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. >________________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? >WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? >WITNESS: Yes. >ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? >WITNESS: Uh.... >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? >WITNESS: Yes. >ATTORNEY: How many were boys? >WITNESS: None. >ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? >WITNESS: By death. >ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? >WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. >ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition >notice which I sent to your attorney? >WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead >people? >WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go >to? >WITNESS: Oral. >______________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? >WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. >ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? >WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an >autopsy on him! >____________________________________________ > >ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? >WITNESS: Huh? >____________________________________________ > >And the best for last > >ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a >pulse? >WITNESS: No. >ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? >WITNESS: No. >ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? >WITNESS: No. >ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you >began >the autopsy? >WITNESS: No. >ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? >WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. >ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? >WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and >practicing law. Note: Sender does not necessarily agree with the opinions stated in this email. Thank you for your cooperation.

A FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME SO I HAVE TO SHARE IT..... I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate at church last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none. I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos. But, you didn't see me, cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart. I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family. I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane. I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me. I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn. I saw you, race down the road in the rain. But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date. I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right. I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But, you didn't see me, leave the road. I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there. I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn't see me. Because, I died that day you cut me off. I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But, you didn't see me. Repost this around in hopes that people will understand the biker community as For Those That Live to Ride If you don't repost this, It sucks to be you. I hope you never loose someone that rides. Have a great week my friends

You didn't say I love you when you Hung up the phone And the times we could be together You are always gone And this knot inside my stomach tells me Somethings very wrong And I'm here All alone So I'll smoke another cigarette And let go of the things that might have been And remember that altho the night is dark The sun will shine again And somewhere on a distant breeze I hear your voice as it calls out my name But that voice is far behind me now Even though you're gone The memories remain