I am not a Dark Jedi. I am a Jedi Master
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Good grief, where do I start? It was a cold and lonely night, Um, hm, uh, well, on Wednesday, October 22, 1975 at 4:28 PM, I entered the world. I'm assuming it was cold as it was the latter part of October after all. Skipping my childhood, I graduated high school in 1994. Went to airplane mechanic school. The airline I worked for went bankrupt. Although it was few years AFTER I worked for them, and I never worked as a mechanic, I was a baggage handler. I really don't know what to put here. I'm pretty easy going, and get along with just about anyone. I like slow moon-lit walks on the beach and going out with my friends and having fun. Actually, I hate having fun. Nothing ticks me off more then when I enjoy myself. That's a joke there. Anyhow, I really am drawing a blank, if you have any questions, comments, concerns, or complaints, just let me know, and I'll get back with you as soon as humanly possible. I'm pretty much here everyday for a little bit

I'd like to think I'm easy to get along with. It's amazing how things work, just before falling asleep I come up with things to say here, don't write any of it down, (of course), and then by the time I get on here, I've forgotten it all. Which is something I've been dealing with all my life. I have some sort of "condition" (or maybe it was a syndrome, whose name I don't remember) that doesn't allow me to have a short term memory. I do have an excellent long term memory. I will not forget a birthday, anniversary, holiday, or special event. I don't use a calendar much, I've never needed one. I do however need to keep my keys latched to my jeans or I will lose them. I think that's about all I have to say until I get around to publishing my memoirs. Assuming I remember to do that.

OK, if you've made it this far, thank you for taking the time to read this. I figured it was about time to tell a little more about myself, but I still don't know where to start, so, I'll just make a list......here goes.

~~I played football and baseball in high school. Not well, but I did get to play.

~~I played the saxophone in the marching band in high school. Again, not well, but I did play.

~~I love football, baseball, and NASCAR. Nothing quite like watching a bunch of rednecks turn left for 3 hours.

~~I am FIERCELY patriotic. If you don't love my country, get out. Chances are we didn't want you here to begin with anyhow.

~~I enlisted in the Army at the age of 17, with my parents consent. The Army decided they didn't want me though.

~~After the Army, I truly had no direction in life. So, I bummed around for a few months trying to figure out what I wanted to be when I grew up.

~~For the ladies out there---I will NEVER ask, to cam, cyber, or to see your private pictures. I figure they are private for a reason.

~~Having said that, I am a fan of boobs. I love boobs, and have dedicated my life to learning everything there is to know about them. I've never met a breast that a didn't love. From the smallest A-cup to the biggest HH. God bless breasts.

~~Is it just me, or do they make the women on this site submit a modeling portfolio? Never in my life have I seen so much beauty in one place.

~~Yes, I do actually own a computer store (I'm not making that up so I can get laid). I'm not making much money yet, but I do own one. I think I have some pictures of it up, I'm not sure. If not, I'll change that.

~~I love red-heads. Nothing against blonds or brunettes. It's just that red-heads have always struck a cord with me.

~~I do actually enjoy slow moonlit walks along the beach. Being in land locked Missouri, there are not many beaches to walk on.

I think that's about all for now, if I think of anything else, I'll put it down.


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