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I was going to skip this one. I absolutely adore Nicole Kidman but how many different ways can she play a girlboss cougar? I mean, come on!
It was SO MUCH worse than I expected. Except for Nicole, no one seemed to know how to handle their roles.
I'm a Dominant! Are you sure? Well, maybe. Is that okay?
I'm blackmailing you! No, you're not. Okay. Worth a try though.
Yay feminism! Shut up. Okay.
It tried to be political but failed. It tried to go harder than Fifty Shades of Grey but failed. Everything about this film was wishy washy.
Even Nicole lapping milk from a saucer on the floor was more obscene than sexy.
I WAS ROBBED of my time! I lterally felt as though the filmmaker mugged me by the time the credits FINALLY rolled.
