Cheers to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking; If you're gonna lie, lie for a friend; If you're gonna cheat, cheat death; If you're gonna steal, steal a heart; and if you're gonna drink, drink with me ...

CHEERS!!!!


Well, I am a 43 yr old married. I am a hard working individual and am self sufficient in all that I do. I am intelligent (even though I do not have a degree in college). I am funny, out-going, ambitious, loyal, friendly, sarcastic and goofy. Most people like me, some people hate me, I try to make everyone happy and if it doesn't work out, I really don't care. Cheers to all my friends and cheers to the friends I have yet to meet.

Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.