After being stalked on facebook by 12 psycho midgets and 37 ex con grandmas I thought i'd give this a try and meet some normal people!

Who am I? -I'm extremely artsy, I act, write, draw, paint, sing, play instruments, make films and take photographs.

-If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, I also drive fast, refuse to take sh*t from anyone, and am generally an ***hole, but you know...the fun kind thats impossible to hate. If life were a movie I'd be a villain. The villain you root for...

-I'm the guy ho is perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD...in the rain.

-I travel all over the world for work, so I'm out of town a lot...buuut I also take my friends along sometimes to keep me company ;) -Most of my friends are artists (In a variety of mediums) so having an interest in the arts is pretty important.

-I read a LOT, mostly history and philosophy.

-I'm pretty mature for my age and am often labeled as "Wise beyond my years"

-If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence" don't worry, if your nervous I will just tease you.

-I have a fully black cat named Rod Stewart, he has bright green eyes and loves women...just like me.

-I'm not looking for the trophy girlfriend, im much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are amodel...please prove to me that you're ALL not bat sh*t crazy.

Hmmm what else...

I'm from New England, University educated and I miss the ocean. I think I'll just eventually buy my own Caribbean island and build a tree house. If I ever absolutely have to live in a big city I'll probably live on a boat (a nice one though). Im the type of guy that randomly flies out to some island in the Caribbean and plays with a local's dog in a field by the beach until sunset, then drinks wine on the patio all night entertaining a group of people that end up staying up until dawn with me drinking and laughing so hard their guts hurt.

Im not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games, nor do I placate low self esteem. Until you impress me I will treat you like my bratty little sister.