`Got a new program that you can't wait to use? Before you install it, you should ensure that your computer can handle it. Below, is one of a kind and a newer version of high tech laptop (lap...top-indeed! LOL) computer you can use today.... pack with panty-ilion (LOL) CPU -64-bit (x64) processor, Good memory (4GB - RAM you will never forget in your entire life LOL), free installed graphics card (want to be graphic, you got it! LOL), Ample of free hard disk space... (plenty of hard...errr I mean disk space...LOL) . ENJOY!...LOLYou have a good week ahead.Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
`Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Asia and he lives in the US.We met on a dating WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP, he proposed to me on SKYPE, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through VIBER. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy...Dad: Wow! Really!! then get married on TWITTER, have fun on TANGO. Buy your kids on E-BAY, send them thru GMAIL. And if you are fed up with your husband... Sell him on AMAZON.. LOLI hope I made you laugh. You have a fun evening. Good night!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING MY FRIEND. PLEASE TAKE CARE AND BE WELL. With love,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)JULIET'S RENDITION OF BON JOVI'S SONG"ALWAYS"
'There is an old Jewish folktale about a cat that stole a cheese from a market. A dog saw the robbery and wanted some for himself, so he and the cat fought; but there was no victor. They decided to get the fox to settle their quarrel. The fox proposed they simply divide the cheese. The dog and cat agreed. After the fox divided the cheese in half, the dog protested that his portion was smaller. The cat agreed, and the fox bit off some of the cat's share. The cat then protested that his portion was now too small. The fox agreed and took a bite from the dog's portion. This squabbling went on so long that eventually the fox had eaten all the cheese.MORAL LESSON: Envy and greed will cost you everything.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)