"First I limp to the side like my leg was broken. Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' crazy wack funky. No two people will do it the same, Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain. Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when a two pump chump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump. Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump" .. Hump Day luvins and smiles