I’m a selfish arrogant prick, good looking, and successful thin toned body. Young enough to do it and old enough to do it right. I don’t smoke or drink and am lots of fun but I don’t have time for drama or petty hysterics. Also, I’m intelligent and well educated and don’t care what anybody else thinks of me. I do what I want when I want but you’ve probably figured that out already.
What I’m looking for.
If I had to write a newspaper personal it would read something like this. Handsome, cultured intellectual with a big ego and a marathon tongue cheek seeks beautiful woman in long term committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars, new home in prestigious area or beach front property. Multi orgasm training included at no charge.
IMPORTANT NOTICE! I like to work out, it’s important to me. If I don’t work out I’ll get old and obese and ugly faster, NOT GOOD! I hope you like to work out as well because, well I think I just said it. I’m all about making myself better. I’m not a self-improvement freak but, well, yes I am a self-improvement freak, DEAL with it! I like it that my life and how I feel about my life get better every day.
Disclaimer: This profile was written by my alter ego, It is not who I am so If you’d like to get to know the real I please get back with me between the hours of 3PM-8Pm then he’ll be at rest. Thanks.