50 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by:
PANDAmonium
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Joined on July 27, 2013
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 16th
Hate these things. Seems like a simple question, right? General and boring things: I'm Canadian, living in Ontario. I'm a writer, self-employed, thankfully in the "Yeah, I actually make a living" category. Yes, I'm really a girl. 5'7", 145 pounds, 39 years old and not worried about it.
The picture I've posted is about 3 years old. Hate having my picture taken due to some facial scars (you can sort of tell in the picture posted.)
If you ask me for boob shots, expect to get online porn in your inbox. I'm happy to spread the virtual love...the real stuff you gotta earn, and I don't just mean pictures. Come at me with sex talk and I'll throw some back at you, tongue in cheek. If you feel a fool, that's on you.
I'm shy, but cover it pretty well. I like to think I'm friendly and easy enough to get acquainted with, but I'm told I'm very hard to get to know. I have a good sense of humor, it makes an excellent ice breaker and shield :)
Friends and family get undivided loyalty. If you trust me with the personal, that's sacred. Earn and learn is the only way trust works, so it's pointless to say more about that now.
I'm attracted to people who are smart, have a good sense of humor and strong personalities. I could give a fuck about looks - in fact good looks are likely to turn me shy and awkward.
Ask me what you want to know...if it's too personal I'll tell you so :)
50 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by:
PANDAmonium
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Joined on July 27, 2013
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 16th
Interests
Swimming, reading, theoretical physics (fascinated as hell by it - I'm no mathematician, though), music, hiking, learning.
Music
I couldn't get by without music. I love most of it. I got hooked on the 60s and 70s rock stuff as a kid thanks to cool relatives - when you start singing Hello, I Love You by The Doors at 5, you're set. Spent late teens around the punk scene - Henry Rollins when he was still with Black Flag. Blondie. The Clash. Current/Pop is great for bubblegum listening - don't have to think about it much to sing along. Very little country, can't stand the whine. The Hoagy Carmichael and Cole Porter classics. My current playlist starts with Nat King Cole singing Stardust, wanders through Etta James, gets down to the ground with John Lee Hooker and my STV (Stevie Ray Vaughn - saw him play his fingers bloody, fucking awesome), bounces around some Dire Straights, Steely Dan and Goo Goo Dolls (early shit, love Johnny but Iris is NOT why I love that band) and gets into tribal groove around some trance and electronica/house.
Movies
I like comedies, dramas, sci-fi. My favorite movies are scicomedamas. Dune was a great one. So was Event Horizon.
In all seriousness, I like good sci fi (liking the JJ Abrams Star Trek movies) The Matrix. Indie movies are fun - there's a cool one called Pi (not the pretty major release movie....although that was stunning.)
Idols
Sir Isaac Newton, Max Planck, Albert Einstein, Richard Feynman, my mother, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Batman.
Video Games
World of Tanks. Although not really a game, Utherverse.
