UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under yourvehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of aCrestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their carbreak down in the parking lot.The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the carin the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near thecar. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from underthe chassis.Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private partsinto glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifullystepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everythingback into place.She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She lookedacross the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had beenstanding idly by.The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.