David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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Like I said in the "Interests" box... I always hate filling out this stuff... I've always found it so much easier to just have people ask me what I like to do with my time. If you wanna chat with me and learn more about me. Dont be afraid to wanna chat... I hate fakes, attitudes, and wanna be's... If your one dont bother because I'll just iggy your ass!!! lol And yeah I know, my profile is pretty repetative but.... At least I'm not trying to sell myself on cam... lol
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE UPSTATE NEW YORKER WHEN:
1. "Vacation" means going south Past Syracuse for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4.you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again.
5. You can drive 65 through 2 feet of snow in a raging blizzard with out flinching.
6. you install security lights on your house and your garage and leave both unlocked.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife/girlfriends knows how to use them.
8. You design your kids halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
9. Driving is better is the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
10. you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road contruction.
11.Down South to you means Corning.
12.your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed!
13. you go for a fish fry every Friday.
14. your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
15.you have more miles on your snowblower than you have on your car.
16. you find 10 degree "a little chilly".
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Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New york
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate NY...
if you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights a year because Saranac Lake in the coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than any other major city in the U.S., you might live in Upstate New York...
If you have a snow brush on your car floor in July, you might live in upstate New York...
If you instictively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in Upstate New york...
If someone in a Home Depot Store offers you assitance and they dont work there, you might live in Upstate New York...
If you had a lenghthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Upstate New York...
